Do you know why java developers wear glasses? Because they don’t C#!
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First of all, an SQL query doesn't walk, it runs.... Secondly,...
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Q: Why do you never ask SQL people to help you move your furniture? A: They sometimes drop the table
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you would have heard of the 2 NoSQL databases that walked out of the bar because they couldn't find a table?! :-)
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A golang dev walks into a bar. If he made a mistake, then send him home. He orders a glass of beer. If he made a mistake, send him home. He accosts the bartender, hey this shit tastes generic! If he made a mistake, send him home.
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The tables just quietly stare blankly at the query, until finally it remembers the “;”
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Sorry. LIMIT 2;
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A Python was wandering through a forest when it suddenly came across a Django unchained who was sipping a Flask of alchemy. The Python said, "great, now there are 3 of us".
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An SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. It walks up to them and says ”MAY I JOIN YOU?!!"
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And my Friends are Limited to 0
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You have 4 different ways to join us: left, right, inner and outer. Which do you like?
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Why Kernel for SQL Database Recovery? It is a tool trusted tool by Microsoft MVPs and millions of customers. The tool is 100% secure. It offers lifetime FREE support to customers. Gives the money back guarantee for 30 days. https://bit.ly/2KLZCRU
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A SQL query wouldn’t ask this, it has users to answer to.
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Isn't life tough enough!?!?!?
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Then they said no, so he drop them
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