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Francesco Cesarini

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Founded Erlang Solutions, started the Erlang Factories, O'Reilly author, pointy haired boss, full time dad and part time uncle & godfather.

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    Francesco Cesarini‏ @FrancescoC Jul 4

    An SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. It walks up to them and says ”May I join you?”

    2:29 AM - 4 Jul 2018
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    16 replies 183 retweets 498 likes
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      2. Gary Harvey‏ @Gshtrifork Jul 4
        Replying to @FrancescoC

        Do you know why java developers wear glasses? Because they don’t C#!

        3 replies 14 retweets 41 likes
      3. Francesco Cesarini‏ @FrancescoC Jul 4
        Replying to @Gshtrifork

        😂

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      2. Femtoduino‏ @femtoduino Jul 4
        Replying to @FrancescoC

        First of all, an SQL query doesn't walk, it runs.... Secondly,...

        2 replies 1 retweet 5 likes
      3. Francesco Cesarini‏ @FrancescoC Jul 4
        Replying to @femtoduino

        😂

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      1. Tony Pedley‏ @hammarbytp Jul 4
        Replying to @FrancescoC

        Q: Why do you never ask SQL people to help you move your furniture? A: They sometimes drop the table

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      1. Joonu Thomas‏ @joonu75 Jul 4
        Replying to @FrancescoC

        you would have heard of the 2 NoSQL databases that walked out of the bar because they couldn't find a table?! :-)

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      1. Felix Gallo‏ @felixgallo Jul 4
        Replying to @FrancescoC

        A golang dev walks into a bar. If he made a mistake, then send him home. He orders a glass of beer. If he made a mistake, send him home. He accosts the bartender, hey this shit tastes generic! If he made a mistake, send him home.

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      1. world, hello (threaded)‏ @michael_at_work Jul 4
        Replying to @FrancescoC

        The tables just quietly stare blankly at the query, until finally it remembers the “;”

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      1. Daniel Hill‏ @DuncanYoudaho Jul 5
        Replying to @FrancescoC

        Sorry. LIMIT 2;

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      1. Prahlad Yeri‏ @prahladyeri Jul 4
        Replying to @FrancescoC

        A Python was wandering through a forest when it suddenly came across a Django unchained who was sipping a Flask of alchemy. The Python said, "great, now there are 3 of us".

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      1. Recycle Bin‏ @robertmain_ Jul 4
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        An SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. It walks up to them and says ”MAY I JOIN YOU?!!"

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      1. BM‏ @rikrian Jul 26
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        And my Friends are Limited to 0

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      1. Ivan Huang‏ @hjcivan Jul 5
        Replying to @FrancescoC

        You have 4 different ways to join us: left, right, inner and outer. Which do you like?

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      1. Kernel Data RecoverY‏ @KernelRecovery Jul 5
        Replying to @FrancescoC

        Why Kernel for SQL Database Recovery? It is a tool trusted tool by Microsoft MVPs and millions of customers. The tool is 100% secure. It offers lifetime FREE support to customers. Gives the money back guarantee for 30 days. https://bit.ly/2KLZCRU 

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      1. Mohanish Mahajan‏ @mysteriousnicks Jul 4
        Replying to @FrancescoC

        😂

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      1. Matt‏ @CriticFromAfar Jul 4
        Replying to @FrancescoC

        A SQL query wouldn’t ask this, it has users to answer to.

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      1. Tim Walker‏ @ttwalkertt Jul 4
        Replying to @FrancescoC

        Isn't life tough enough!?!?!?

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      1. Kamui‏ @Kamui62552688 Jul 4
        Replying to @FrancescoC

        Then they said no, so he drop them

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