Francesca Haig

@FrancescaHaig

Novelist/Poet/Academic/Goose. Represented by Juliet Mushens (). Novels: THE FIRE SERMON (2015); THE MAP OF BONES April 2016 (UK), May 2016 (USA).

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Joined August 2012
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    18 Feb 2014

    The property that sounds most like someone from Made in Chelsea: "Horsey Windpump."

    3 retweets 5 likes
  2. Nov 19

    hello sir i'd like to report a serious felony... yes he made the motion like he threw the ball but it was still in his hand

    20,610 retweets 39,954 likes
  3. Nov 20

    Your candidate who was going to defeat ISIS is currently at war with Saturday Night Live and a Broadway musical.

    30,156 retweets 60,927 likes
  4. 15 hours ago

    If you can join me in giving a few £ (DOUBLED for the ) it will be a huge help:

    1 retweet
  5. 15 hours ago

    I've volunteered w & can testify to the help & (crucially) joy they give to isolated older residents

  6. 15 hours ago

    Donations to are doubled, so small £ can make a big impact to older neighbours:

    1 like
  7. Nov 19

    Let's see which one of these desperate dickheads can land the final alpha back pat!

    10,280 retweets 22,727 likes
  8. Nov 19

    trust nobody. not even yourself.

    5,314 retweets 8,206 likes
  9. 31 Dec 2015

    RIP to the lives lost this year due to "PC Culture," plz RT

    19,281 retweets 21,183 likes
  10. Nov 20

    If you ever feel unprepared for parenthood, just remember that I packed 90 nappies for the first 24hrs in hospital after birth.

    13 likes
  11. Nov 18

    "Booing Mike Pence is disrespectful" The dude believes I should have the gay electrocuted out of me I will boo him in his own goddamn house

    11,169 retweets 22,006 likes
  12. Nov 19

    Nope, no conflict of interest here at all. Nothing to see, folks.

    Underreported: Trump owes millions to Deutsche Bank which is being fined for $14 billion by DoJ which Trump will oversee as POTUS
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  14. Nov 16

    In the last 11 days, 9 police officers killed. ALL killed by white men All but 1 killers were taken in ALIVE. Not a peep about a war on cops

    11,124 retweets 8,620 likes
  15. Nov 17

    Excited to read School of Velocity by . Years ago I was his PhD examiner - proud to see him doing so well!

    Happy book birthday to School of Velocity, the latest gem of a debut from ! Check that stunning cover from
    1 retweet
  16. Nov 16

    *man burns down your house* Columnist: love him or loathe him, that man has massively impacted your house

    If anyone deserves a peerage, does. Love or loathe him he has massively impacted our politics
    3,238 retweets 4,721 likes
  17. Nov 15

    To cheer your Tuesday, I give you Medieval cats licking their bums. You're welcome.

    49 retweets 66 likes
  18. Nov 14

    FYI: Here are the men responsible for killing 9 cops this past month. I think it's past time for their community to denounce this violence.

    12,545 retweets 11,785 likes
  19. Nov 11

    Leonard Cohen too. 2016 continues to be a shit-stain in the pants of history.

    1 retweet 4 likes
  20. Nov 9

    3/3 & The Point Foundation (), funding LGBTQ scholarships:

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  21. Nov 9

    2/3 Planned Parenthood: () ()

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