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May 9

Things are going to get even wetter later & people will have been caught short, please Fairy Godfolk help me to help folk who've been hit again. We are one from many💛 🧚🪄 #FoxyGodmother Acc Name: Fairy Godmothers Acc No: 38-9010-0779610-05

Alan Baxter

@AlanBaxter

20h

Elon is turning the entire app of Twitter into that guy who gestures at women to take out their ear buds so he can talk to them.

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Alan Baxter

@AlanBaxter

Fuck this guy and his absolutely shitty ideas.

12h

Could he be any more divorced.

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Pop Tingz

@ThePopTingz

Elon Musk is considering launching a "dating" feature on Twitter.

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Hi aunty 'rissa

@Larissacomments

Patches would like you to know he likes being patted, it loves a scritch on his bottom and will wiggle with pleasure:

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Rugby Unio don't treat Roger Tuivasa-Sheck like shit for the rest of the year challenge.

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How the fuck do you get a posh accent growing up in Aotearoa?

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Mud and Gore: Ex-staff speak out

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Mud and Gore: Council's long history of workplace complaints

newsroom.co.nz

A Newsroom investigation into nearly two decades of workplace complaints at the Gore council talks to more than a dozen victims, including the former finance chief. Vaneesa Bellew reports.

Ella

@ellashepston

Tāmaki Makaurau on a bad day 🌈

Is this young mayor Ben Bell being bullied by the councillors or is he a dick?

Alice Soper

@alicesoapbox

15h

Just accidentally saw the comments on the announcement that Joy Neville will be the first woman referee at the men’s RWC and all I have to say is sexist men really have like three jokes. Sandwiches/kitchen, emotional/periods and transphobic identity chat. So dull. Sooo dull.

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I see the RWers have predictably entered "that phase" of being homophobic. Isn't it delightful what all this transphobia has opened up. *Slow Clap*

Oh oh ohh, OH my gawd, OH GAWD, ohhhhhh, OHHHHHH I AM COMEUPPANCING!

John Hart

@farmgeek

So Labour, Greens and TPM could all work together just fine, while Luxon hasn’t ruled out a coalition with ACT and NZ First, both of which *have* ruled out working with each other? So who’s the real “coalition of chaos” here?

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Siân Munson #votetoroa #BOTY2022 PARRA EELS

@SweetPeas4eva

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Siân Pro cannabis reform Pro LGBTI+ Communist and Marxist leanings Unionist Has 3 cats

Scott (veryfried)

@LostArcNZ

Does Auckland City Council own any tennis courts?

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RNZ - Nine To Noon

@ninetonoon

19h

"If people don't want to point blank sell something they can explain to me what else they want to cut" @AklCouncil #aucklandmayor rnz.co.nz/national/progr

migtronix

@migtronix

Ben Shapiro is approximately as intelligent as a ham sandwich topped with shrimp on white supremacist bread..

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Ben Shapiro

@benshapiro

18h

Bernie Sanders is approximately as Jewish as a ham sandwich topped with shrimp on lard bread twitter.com/Ostrov_A/statu…

What would the '99 National Party as about you if you were a Green Candidate? A vote for Foxy Lusty-Grover = *Sex worker *Dropped out of recorder lessons *Consumed as many as 5 types of drug at once *Has tomato sauce on well done steak *Jaywalks *Is high right now

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Sam Gribben

@AotearoaSam

18h

National's '99 pamphlet explaining that the Greens aren't really a green party, they are communists/drug addicts/hippies. The language is new, but the sentiment behind "Greens went woke" is over 20 years old.

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Alright, so it's just us then. All you great folks who are left are going to need to turn it up at least 10%. These are the don't hold back days!

Just realised where this whole being able to call people on Twitter thing has come from. Elon Gollum's are all having a wank thinking about how having their $8 Blueshite will give them priority to Twall him and heavy breathe down the line.

Corey the Colourful Underdog

F. You love to drink O. Big Dick and Tight Pussy X. Defiantly Y. Which makes me the best GF ever

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@ThisIsCorey

21h

C. You are really silly O. Big dick R. Fucking nuts E. Great in bed Y. Best BF twitter.com/nicktyde/statu…

Brendan Kelly

@brendankellol

so good that the national party has evolved from a racist party into a party that does not understand mmp into a racist party that does not understand mmp

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Taitoa Wihone (he/him/ia)

@Taitoa_Wihone

Seems like when poor people call for a fairer tax system they’re called jealous and when rich people call for a fairer tax system they’re called hypocrites. Not too sure but I think they might just be making bad faith arguments to support having an unfair tax system 🤔🤔🤔

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Bryan Behar

@bryanbehar

19h

So, do all sex offenders get free airtime on CNN or just ones who tried overthrowing the American government?

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Kaitāia Friar

@BasicBishopNZ

Pākehā creating Māori seats to limit their power: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Pākehā when Māori seats increase representation: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

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Everyday I think of someone, someone else, another 1 or 10 or a 100 who have gone. Those friends who have been lost now. It's the accumulation of them really. I've spent my time here speaking to thousands on purpose. Now it's quieter. In the language of my people, Elon you egg!

Danz

@yeehawtheboys

Who is really getting all these “free rides” we keep hearing about?

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21h

Diluted women? This time homeopathy has gone too far!

Christopher Luxon

@rugbyintel

Unfortunately I've had to shelve Te Ao Maori lessons to concentrate on my dog whistling.

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You really should be ashamed…just think of your Mother…rolling around in her graves

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Voters in Aotearoa's General Election get one vote, except me because I'm Gemini.

Comeuppance Wheel keep on turning Cancel Culture keep on burning And we're rolling, rolling, rolling Rolling on forever 🎶🎵

Two Faced Cunt and proud!

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ℂ𝕠𝕗𝕗𝕖𝕖 & 𝕃𝕪𝕣𝕚𝕔𝕤

@livezformusic

It says I’m a stubborn twat… how many times do I have to tell people it’s called determined … Sheesh

Alex

@ShakingStick

*Goose jpeg* what 'sort of voters is he after', motherfucker

Can I get a Halleluiah because we have got the ball rolling on a big old Comeuppance Bomb here girls and when she gets rolling ain't nothing you ol' boys can do to stop it, she'll roll right over you while you squeak "witch hunt"🤏

No AR-15 pin today George?

Conman says what?

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George Santos

@Santos4Congress

WITCH HUNT!