Corn cobs anyone? How about a hand full of leaves. Or, hey, the morning paper is always a good alternative. Our old sharecropper used the Sears catalog in his out house. Or just drag your ass across the grass in the backyard like my dog does.
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Thanks for sharing. Don't use those so I'm good. That's the greatest part of capitalism is that there are many products of the same item and it's my choice to buy the one I want.
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