Steve Elsbury

@FortunateDuke

Husband, Father, IT Manager and CrossFitter.

Avon, Indiana USA
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Joined March 2007
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  1. Retweeted
    Oct 1

    25 years ago, Kim Jong Un was 8

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    2,305 replies 78,679 retweets 210,294 likes
  2. Retweeted
    Sep 26

    Urgent! Help me create awareness by getting trending & at the top of news. I'll donate .50 cents for every RT up to $250k

    324 replies 15,255 retweets 5,281 likes
  3. Retweeted
    Aug 9

    RT & FAV If You're Team CHRISTMAS!!!!

    1 reply 67 retweets 154 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Jul 27

    Worst Day in Washington: Steve Bannon, who had to "decline to comment" on whether he’s "trying to suck his own cock."

    1,994 replies 13,610 retweets 38,086 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Jul 8

    Wow. A searing assessment of the President of the United States by political editor of Australia's ABC.

    Trump 'has no desire and no capacity to lead the world'
    Donald Trump managed to isolate his nation, to confuse and alienate his allies and to diminish America says ABC political editor Chris Uhlmann when speaking with Insiders host Barrie Cassidy.
    3,216 replies 42,669 retweets 59,835 likes
  6. Retweeted
    Jul 1

    I'll take my royalty

    Trust the process
    22 replies 263 retweets 277 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Jul 1

    Um. It's modern day troll for sure! And really top shelf troll. Make America Hate Again!

    My use of social media is not Presidential - it’s MODERN DAY PRESIDENTIAL. Make America Great Again!
    21 replies 29 retweets 184 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Jul 1

    Basketball money is on another level right now. Fully guaranteed too 😳😳😳 Ain't mad at ya, get what you can get!

    197 replies 2,849 retweets 11,425 likes
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    Jun 15

    Read this thread. Even if it doesn't change a single mind, it helps us remember how much Trump and the GOP are threatening our democracy.

    Ask yourself: Is the guy who got a Purple Heart then served 5 presidents the one hurting America? Or is it the guy who admires dictators?
    46 replies 1,881 retweets 4,011 likes
  10. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    OMG! Who did this? 😂😂😂

    400 replies 15,863 retweets 33,018 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    Congressman: god will take care of climate change. God: bitch I sent you scientists.

    1,063 replies 82,510 retweets 185,869 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    I and many of my fellow Americans apologize to the world for our idiot President. Please bear with us while we try to keep him restrained.

    226 replies 2,346 retweets 6,841 likes
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    Jun 2

    ! !

    28 replies 672 retweets 1,377 likes
  14. May 3

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  15. Retweeted
    Apr 23

    I'm going to buy a big new house, for safety. Mexico will eventually pay for it but until then please everyone PayPal me so I can start now.

    16 replies 55 retweets 310 likes
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    Apr 22

    240 replies 19,546 retweets 39,420 likes
  17. Apr 19

    PetSmart is acquiring for $3.35 billion in the largest e-commerce acquisition ever v

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  18. Retweeted
    Apr 1

    April Fools' Day has become much more complicated now that Musk is connecting brains to computers and Bezos is designing flying warehouses.

    18 replies 645 retweets 1,498 likes
  19. Retweeted
    Mar 28

    BREAKING: House follows Senate and votes to gut and let ISPs spy on you and sell your data to advertisers without consent.

    23 replies 234 retweets 107 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Mar 28

    Thanks to Republicans, those advocates of rugged individualism, Big Brother can now access your browsing history.

    894 replies 12,057 retweets 23,404 likes

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