By the age of 30 you should have
1. 10 dollars in your account
2. A bad relationship story
3. Anxiety
4. Back Pain
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Yes Zan, every millionaire does. Don’t be a peasant. 🙄🙄🙄
Replying to
The eagle after waiting all day for the owner to put the dog out:
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How you always the top comment😆
Canada is like the nice neighbor that is forced to live above a meth lab.
Maybe if we hadn’t burned all the witches 300 years ago they’d be able to conjure up a spell to help us all out.
Im not saying Piers Morgan is the Pigeon Lady from Home Alone 2 but have you ever seen them in a room together at the same time.
My dog listening to this video like:
They say men think about sex more than women but after being on Twitter for a little over a month I call bullshit.
When you feel lost remember that even tacos fall apart sometimes.
For the people who are losing weight during quarantine, where are you getting your cocaine from?
It’s my birthday today and what do I have to show for it?
A whole fucking lot! I’m grateful as fuck! Keep them blessings coming.
Dating after 30 is like trying to find the least damaged thing at a thrift store that doesn’t smell.
I still remember seeing this in the movie theater. Everyone was laughing so hard we couldn’t hear the words in the next scene 🤣🤣
Sex is great and all but have you been with someone who was afraid of losing you.
Replying to
Me still holding 9 yellows and 2 blues cuz someone didn’t shuffle the deck properly.
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When that A A A A hit
You never know how picky you are until you’re looking for porn
Like he didn’t know the trajectory
Sometimes you just need to hear how much you mean to someone.
Lost a loved one this weekend. Hold those you treasure tight because tomorrow isn’t promised.
Can I get a healthy relationship but with toxic relationship sex.
I just ate my first Popeyes Chicken sandwich... ... ... fuuuuccckkkkkkk
Now that Oregon has legalized every drug in existence I wonder how many people will die of dysentery trying to get there.
White peoples nipples get hard when you start talking about Halloween.
Sex is great and all but have you ever just had peace of mind.
Why do all men who have good women cheat on them with women who have Cookie Monster pajama pants and no box springs.
Just another example of the government trying to tell me what to do. 🙄🙄
Me: Feels depressed about my body.
Also Me: Orders a pizza to make me feel better.
An empty spot on your bed is better than having the wrong person laying in it.
Welcome to Twitter an Emotionally Cheating Spouse will be assigned to you shortly.
Owner: PUT MY DOG DOWN!
The Eagle:
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Her: I want you back.
Me: I don’t date anyone with kids.
Her: They’re your kids too!
Me: I said what I said.
Replying to
Man bout to get sued by Marvel for making Spider Roach
It makes me sad to think that someone at this very moment is declining a slice of pizza.
Females don’t apologize when they are wrong. They just curl up next to you and purr.
Think about all the good sex you turned down cuz you thought you were in love 😆🤦🏽♂️
So with no work and sports y’all finally gonna work on your marriages.
Some of y’all would rather catch the coronavirus than feelings.
Pros of being alone: You’re Alone.
Cons of being alone: You’re Alone.
I’m a gentleman so before I eat your pussy I’m going to say grace.
I Don’t care what you think about his presidency I need this kind of love in my life.
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This pose can be seen at every club every single night 😂😂😂💅🏽
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If you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated what could you buy?
“Everyone’s jumping on his little baby dick”
Send me an emoji and I’ll either give you a super power or super hero name
I’m kinda like a hippo...fat, cute, eats at night, and will tear you to shreds if provoked.
I hate it when I’m about to kiss someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror
Quit tripping that’s the monster from Stranger Things
Ladies, do y’all rev your vibrators and brag about the horsepower?
Don’t carry a condom in your wallet. Carry a hair tie. Trust me, one will get a lot more use.
People like rough sex, not rough relationships you fucking twat