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    2 Oct 2017
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  2. 11 hours ago

    Hide your sheep. Your favorite purple dragon makes his fiery return on September 21,2018 with the Spyro Reignited Trilogy for PlayStation 4 and Xbox One.

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  3. Apr 2

    If you want to understand the incompleteness of "If you're not paying for the product, you're the product," just go to the movies. We spent $75 on four tickets yesterday and had to watch 35 minutes of ads.

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  4. Mar 30

    The oldest footprints in North America have been discovered.

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  5. Mar 28

    F U Deborah

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  6. Mar 21

    Having anxiety & depression is like being scared and tired of the same time. It’s the fear of failure, but no urge to be productive. It’s wanting friends but hate socializing. It’s wanting to be alone but not wanting to be lonely. It feels everything at once so it’s like you numb

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  7. Mar 20

    I hate Americans

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  8. Mar 19

    Downloaded the new Tamagotchi app. The first thing my Tamagotchi did was demand that I touch them, then they look a dump on the floor and told me to pick it up. Then they wanted me to help squeeze the rest of their dumps out.

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  9. Mar 13

    once i fix my sleep schedule, start eating healthy, get physically fit, beat depression, stop procrastinating, learn how to do taxes, get mentally strong enough to make phone calls, then it’s over for you bitches

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  10. Mar 13

    It takes NOTHING away from a human to be kind to an animal!

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  11. Mar 11

    YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER IS ALLOWED TO HAVE MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIPS WITH OTHER PEOPLE YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER IS ALLOWED TO GET THINGS FROM THOSE RELATIONSHIPS THEY DON'T GET FROM YOU DEMANDING YOU BE THE ONLY SOURCE OF PLEASURE AND SUPPORT IN THEIR LIFE IS POSSESSIVE AND TOXIC

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  12. Mar 12

    In today’s materialistic world there is a risk of people becoming slaves to money, as though they were simply cogs in a huge money-making machine. This does nothing for human dignity, freedom, and genuine well-being. Wealth should serve humanity, and not the other way around.

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  13. When you're an innocent eggplant but people keep using you as the emoji for a dick

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  14. Feb 25

    UK company allows you to create your own luggage with your face on it to avoid airport baggage confusion

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  15. Feb 26

    Flu achievement unlocked: had a bath

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  16. Feb 25
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  17. Feb 15

    A white terrorist Nazi, trained and radicalized in Florida, and reported to law enforcement, was able to legally walk into a store and buy an AR-15 and then proceed to kill 17 children. Paul Ryan says “let’s not jump to conclusions,” prez says “kids should’ve reported better.”

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  18. Feb 14

    Roses are red You have my heart I lean to one side In order to fart

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  19. Feb 8

    my skin has never been THIS GOOD in my entire life: a thread 💕

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