K-Dawg

@FlexFantastic

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jan 22

    i'm building a new political movement. it's called "friends helping friends" and each of you just need to recruit 5 people to join. Membership dues info will be DM'd to you.

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  2. Retweeted
    7 hours ago

    Sweet, this is where building management said there was a whole cask of Amontillado

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  3. 7 hours ago

    Hell yeah, get their asses Jose

    You and your Barstool minions need to put down the marijuana and focus on your failing business
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  4. 8 hours ago

    "find people you know on twitter" absolutely fucking no thank you

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  5. 10 hours ago

    that's 40 million potential voters, idiots

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  6. 10 hours ago

    "One new proposal to limit the $1,400 stimulus checks could cut roughly 40 million Americans from eligibility." is the best argument against new income limits on stimulus

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  7. 14 hours ago

    kenneth rexroth sounds like the martian space dad in santa claus conquers the martians

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  8. 14 hours ago

    Multiple people yelling, swearing, arguing. Fun times to be awkwardly standing in line.

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  9. 14 hours ago

    holy smokes people are insanely angry at the post office today

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  10. Retweeted
    17 hours ago

    I will say this, though--if you really want to argue that greatness in baseball is measured by statistics, don't posit Babe Ruth as the greatest baseball player of all time.

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    17 hours ago

    Someone quote tweeted the dry-docking little weasel's greatest athletes list, and it's a list I really want to argue with but I also don't want to engage with someone who thinks sex should be like Arrid Extra Dry antiperspirant.

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  12. Retweeted
    17 hours ago

    *to the tune of “Personal Jesus”* YOUR COLD, SESAME, NOODLES

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  13. 17 hours ago

    Hell yeah

    First sign of spring! |
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  14. Retweeted
    21 hours ago

    *Cress just minding his own business* Nobes:

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  15. Retweeted
    Feb 7

    The dangers of acid house portrayed in The Sun, November, 1988.

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  16. Feb 7

    feels like there's been no good way to do this for like a decade and a half now

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  17. Feb 7

    has anyone found a good way to keep track of what stuff on your watchlist on netflix (or w/e) is gonna expire soon?

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  18. Feb 7

    the best thing about the super bowl is that it represents the last time in in the indulgent season that started in halloween that i absolutely wreck my digestive system with a Feast Day until like the 4th of july. my gut needs a break.

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  19. Feb 7

    sorry to see that naomi wolf has gotten significantly Worse since i last checked in with that situation there

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  20. Feb 7

    side note on lrt: i'm extremely embarrassed to admit i used to read penny arcade

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  21. Retweeted
    Feb 7

    Cathy Guisewite's cartoon self is exactly as self deprecating as Gabe and Tycho's cartoon selves are self aggrandizing

    Do you know who's honestly so hot? The woman who invented the Cathy cartoon like wtaf?
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