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YOUNG PEOPLE GET OUT THERE AND #VOTE. YOU DO MAKE A DIFFERENCE. http://www.vox.com/2014/10/15/6972485/2014-midterms-explained-8-bit …
Outline due at 11:55 and I finished at 1:20. Do I already know what my professor will tell me I need to fix?...yessssssssssssssss.
I need a movie buddy. Someone who knows when to be quiet and when to make a joke.
Tonight is "Let's shit on people who care way too much about pumpkins and unnecessary pumpkin flavored things". I am so happy.
Blake Lively is pregnant and says she craves organic hand-churned pumpkin flavored ice cream. My tubes just tied themselves.
By the way I'm not the parking police, if you parked in the 24 minute spot you probably can figure out how long you can park there.
There is a huge parking lot aside from Bank of America. It is not rocket science, park literally anywhere else and you won't get a ticket.
"We parked behind Bank of America last time and completely missed the rest of the parking lot that wasn't Bank of America."
"Pumpkin" and "nipple" and "cobbler" join "muffin" on the Words That Are Hilarious When Screamed In Anger List. #donotevenask
My blog for school about sexism in video game culture: http://ow.ly/CZThM
Oh fuck you @Yahoo.
Twelve more days til Halloween!
#SILVERSHAMROCK
Why yes it did take most of the month to commit to the Twitter handle.
More Americans have been Batman than gotten Ebola
Fourth-Wave Feminism is just going to be our children standing around going, "Really, people? Still?"
Things I have in common with seagulls: 1) White 2) Likes water 3) Annoying 4) Lifeguards chase me 5) Filthy 6) Sharp manly beak 7) Romantic
Things that go to heaven? #notallmen #yesalldogs
Less than an hour before work and this is when I choose to start the midterm. Why am I like this? #procrastination
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