Fake Rick Scott

@FLGovRickScott

Parody of Florida's 45th Governor and current record holder for largest fraud settlement in U.S. history! $2 billion? Pocket change!

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Joined January 2011
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  1. 21 Mar 2011

    Let's get to work - follow me over at @NotRickScott.

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  2. 21 Mar 2011

    @marilynbostick1 Happy National Down Syndrome Day.

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  3. 19 Mar 2011

    Twitter suspended me for "impersonation". As if the real Rick Scott is any less of a fraud. Follow me now at @NotRickScott.

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  4. 19 Mar 2011
    Replying to

    This is a parody account, you imbecile. No wonder I got voted in.

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  5. 8 Mar 2011

    Got very nervous addressing the Tea Partiers today. Tried to picture the audience naked, but have you SEEN those people??

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  6. 8 Mar 2011

    Working closely with the Coast Guard and local Border Patrol just in case Elian Gonzalez tries starting some shit again.

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  7. 8 Mar 2011

    Please visit the following link for my administration's take on .

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  8. 8 Mar 2011

    Since that flash-in-the-pan is getting an appearance on The Colbert Report, I demand a guest spot on Byron Allen.

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  9. 8 Mar 2011

    How'd you get my drivers license photo? RT : Tell me isnt the creepiest motherfucker ever.

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  10. 8 Mar 2011

    When pronouncing "Mardi Gras", remember that the *s* is silent. Something you ladies could learn from.

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  11. 8 Mar 2011

    Happy Fat Tuesday, .

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  12. 8 Mar 2011

    Now that "Two & a Half Men" is finished, I plan to reboot the show as a documentary on how many people I plan to leave employed in Florida.

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  13. 7 Mar 2011

    Don't believe the lies, citizens. I'm not cutting teacher salaries to fund tax breaks. I'm doing it to fund my addiction to young Thai boys.

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  14. 7 Mar 2011

    Celebrating my many constituents' heritage with some authentic Cuban food. (@ Taco Bell w/ 3 others)

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  15. 7 Mar 2011

    It's reporting like this that lets me get away with whatever I want. RT : Johnny Depp through the years.

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  16. 7 Mar 2011

    Actually, you need to move the decimal to the right. RT : Scott proposes cutting K-12 education by $1.75 billion

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  17. 6 Mar 2011

    My condolences to the Miami on their latest loss. On the bright side, at least nobody was watching.

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  18. 5 Mar 2011

    You can say that again. RT : In the Rotunda....

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  19. 5 Mar 2011

    Took the kids to the Palm Beach Zoo and can verify to you that evolution is a lie. We saw several monkeys that hadn't turned into humans.

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  20. 4 Mar 2011
    Replying to

    Trust me, - I know a little something about big cuts. Walk it off and quit abusing our healthcare system.

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