Fully acknowledge this will sound weird as fuck but just go with it: Get a whole almond, split it in half, then stroke the inside. SO. SOFT.
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Okay, I did it. Then I made my wife do it. Thank you mysterious twitter person. Thank you.
9:47 AM - 2 Apr 2017
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