Jocelyn Plums

@FilthyRichmond

Kiss Mommy's cold sore and make it better!

Richmond, VA
Joined April 2009

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  1. I'm dating a Transformer

  2. I'm building a time machine!

  3. Bernie STOLE Nevada (And he probably fucked yo bitch)

  4. The danker the Bernie meme, the sweeter the juice.

  5. Million dollar idea: Drive-thru hospice

  6. Your mom's fiancé

  7. I'm not pro-abortion, but I'll take one if you've got any lying around.

  8. Refreshing to see a candidate doing Skype interviews from his guest bathroom

  9. Booty had me like

  10. Little Debbie in the streets, Mrs. Freshley in the sheets

  11. Lady prank: Wipe back-to-front before he goes down on you

  12. My kids were so tired and bitchy this morning they didn't even notice when I dropped them off at the wrong school.

  13. Sanders Willing To Debate Clinton If She Tones Down The Quiznos Farts

  14. A man's right to choose? Go blow your wad into someone who gives a shit.

  15. Healthiest vending machine snack: Used Band-aid I left in the coin return

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