Kids are funny as hell. My kiddo's first joke (when she was just over a year old) was to put a random object on her head and declare "IT'S A HAT". Funnier than 85% of sitcoms on TV right now.
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That's child labor Hulk
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What are child actors.
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The other day when I was walking my dog, two little girls came after this group of older boys and yelled "I'm not sorry my dog peed on your stuff! You deserved it!" Have no idea what happened but it was a hilariously random moment for me.pic.twitter.com/AbPf9wSlIL
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When I'm in the supermarket I think about all the butts the toilet paper is going to touch
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that's a good line
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My four year old will always play a bit through to the end. The exhaustive, absolutely no jokes left in this end. It’s so invigorating.
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When she runs out of riffs, she always ends with “and then me shake my butt on it!!” and as you’d guess, it kills
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It got us Hausu! It also got us Sharkboy and Lava Girl and Monster Trucks.
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