It's never a good sign when you say something you think is cute and triggers nothing but worry and existential fretting from people.
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Call them whatever you want just please don’t start talking about or partaking in this “shower beers” trend which is fucking gross.
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I'm baffled. What's gross about it? The shower isn't any dirtier than other parts of your home. The shower water isn't unclean.
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sometimes it's just like that
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What are baths then
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Water Silence of the Lambs
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I've carried a peace lilly around with me for years, like Leon The Professional. I have been known, on occasion, to push my face into its leaves for comfort like a dangerous assassin.
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Release the water hug tape!
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Yo, you're a good writer but you're going for Belinsky levels of anti-becoming
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