Can we talk about annihilation
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"In my masturbatory fantasy, here's what I would have done..."
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I love guns. I also have broken three different bones due to misusing *furniture*. One of those bones was my skill and I almost died. If I can't use a chair, I shouldn't be allowed to even consider buying a gun. And I'm not even dangerous to other people. There are variables.
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Man Lonely Island were right, furniture are killing machines.
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Well, as you know, when you're an astute student from the school of Rambo, these matters have very easy answers.
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If you're only seeing this now, it's been way longer than 24 h....... ........okay okay, I'll be nice. I actually agree with you. It's just more modern narcissism.
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Brah! I'd be floating through the air, sideways shooting two pistols like a champ. Not to mention my stealth Vulcan pincer action for close encounters.
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Wanna do a country swap? You get to enjoy Brexit & economic turmoil, I’ll dodge your bullets? The rise of the far right & entrenched racism are ‘bout the same so no adjustment needed there. You’ll like how quiet Christians are over here. The choice of Mexican food - not so much
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I am a big fan of
as it happens. Vancouver rather than Toronto or the Frenchie bit. Pretty much all the plus points of the US of A with the added bonus of sour humour and Tim Hortons.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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