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    1. Scott Wampler™‏Verified account @ScottWamplerBMD 4 Jan 2018

      A weird thing that's occurred to me more than once: I have a very difficult time imagining Donald Trump laying down, shutting his eyes, turning off a bedside lamp and going to sleep for the night. I mean, I can PICTURE it, but the whole thing seems fucking preposterous.

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      Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 4 Jan 2018
      Replying to @ScottWamplerBMD

      I imagine him as being one of those football dads that can only fall asleep head all the way back, weirdly throat-snoring, in front of the tv.

      10:42 PM - 4 Jan 2018
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      • James Hamilton, seen here procrastinating 💙🍑madame ovary💙🍑 derik Alec Owen 🌽🌽Tables Are My Corn🌽🌽 Trevor Wallace unfortunate🔰🏴 (he/him) Scott Wampler™
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        2. Scott Wampler™‏Verified account @ScottWamplerBMD 4 Jan 2018
          Replying to @FilmCritHULK

          I imagine him, wide awake in silk pajamas, sitting in a White House recliner until a timer suddenly turns off every light in the room. And then he just sits there, seething in the dark, until the sun comes up.

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        3. W. ____ ______‏ @mandolinwalt 4 Jan 2018
          Replying to @ScottWamplerBMD

          One thing is for certain: at some point the hair has to come down. So take those images of him getting ready for bed and compound it with whatever unholy nightmare he's hiding up top.

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        1. unfortunate 🔰 🏴 (he/him)‏ @ExLegeLibertas 4 Jan 2018
          Replying to @FilmCritHULK @ScottWamplerBMD

          Imagine being the aide/staffer who's job is to figure out which TV the president fell asleep in front of and gently scrape him up and quietly coach him to the Royal Bedchamber. Ugh.

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        1. derik‏ @derik__david 4 Jan 2018
          Replying to @FilmCritHULK @ScottWamplerBMD

          The President of the United States: https://youtu.be/X21R6tpeaJs 

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        1. PNW Watcher‏ @killerkadoogan 4 Jan 2018
          Replying to @FilmCritHULK @ScottWamplerBMD

          Movie version: Craig T. Nelson IS President Donald Trump.

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        1. DiscoActionMick‏ @discoactionmick 4 Jan 2018
          Replying to @FilmCritHULK @ScottWamplerBMD

          Holy shit that's my dad. Excuse me while I go deal with this existential crisis.

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