@FilmCritHULK That sounds Douglas Adams-esque
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@FilmCritHULK The elevator in my office is trying to kill me. It tells me so in my dreams...in the dark....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@FilmCritHULK I was thinking more "no escape hatch," but okay.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@FilmCritHULK In a casino elevator some weeks ago and when going down it'd say so with a noticably depressed cadence. It was distressing.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@FilmCritHULK "Open the elevator doors HAL" "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@FilmCritHULK so by that rationale if an elevator had a better personality it would cease to be a filthy machine.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@FilmCritHULK personality goes a long way Escalator may taste like pumpkin pie but I wouldn't know cause I won't eat the filthy motherfuckerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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