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    Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK Jun 21

    Today I was behind a woman in line who was buying a single carrot and some celery, who then impulsed bought a thermos, and then realized she forgot her wallet and bag, and all I have is questions...

    7:25 PM - 21 Jun 2021
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      2. Devindra Hardawar‏Verified account @Devindra Jun 21
        Replying to @FilmCritHULK

        Instant thermos soup!

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      3. Raymond C. Lai‏ @CFriendlyImages Jun 21
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        pic.twitter.com/hwkoRUOEbb

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      2. howling wolf‏ @DTantaquidgeon Jun 21
        Replying to @FilmCritHULK

        She’s got the adult ADHD (been there)

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      3. Jonathan Eby‏ @JonathanEby Jun 21
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        ADHD 4 lyfe

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      1. Arnoldoaad‏ @Arnoldoaad Jun 21
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        how old was the woman?

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      1. Colin Edward Lawrence  ☠ ☠ ☠‏ @ColinEFLawrence Jun 21
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        I feel incredibly seen by this.

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      1. (☞゚ヮ゚)☞‏ @stealingzen Jun 21
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        Good money on ADHD, spoken from experience.

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      1. Slothfuck Gino‏ @DimensionofDick Jun 21
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        As others said I think the most likely scenario she was about to make some vegetable soup, maybe noticed her carrots and celery were either gone or gone bad, rushed out to get some, then thought "Hey a thermos if I put it in there I can take it to go" and borked up.

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      1. Eric‏ @eccalkins Jun 21
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        I did 5 years in the grocery cashier trenches. Someone once tried to buy a single grape and a stick of butter (that they removed out of a four pack).

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      2. Fahrt man‏ @Toadmen Jun 21
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        ADHD isn’t necessarily the case here, but it definitely fits. I might’ve made exactly that purchase at some point

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      3. Jonathan Eby‏ @JonathanEby Jun 21
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        As an adhd detective all the clues point to it being a distinct possibility. We love to see it.

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