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    1. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK Jan 23

      lol look at this padawan ass dudepic.twitter.com/vPOC3Oujw3

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    2. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK Jan 23

      *plays one (1) battle* oH nO... this is exactly my shit.

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    3. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK Jan 23

      Everyone keeps asking if i'll pick the right house AND I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS IM ALREADY SO NERVOUS BUT DONT SPOIL IT

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    4. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK Jan 23

      The faux regal dialogue is so embracing of its own stupidity and I love it with every inch of my heartpic.twitter.com/VEysIkt5Bj

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    5. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK Jan 23

      There was just some VERY sudden emphasis on teacher boob and I made a literal "ohp!" noise.

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    6. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK Jan 23

      Uhhhhhh i thought the horny comments around this game were funny fandom projections but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhpic.twitter.com/LOCpTWuHkL

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    7. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK Jan 23

      I DO NOT LIKE THE FACT THAT I AM A TEACHER AND HOW THIS GOES AGAINST THE FUN OF THIS "SCOPE OUT FRIENDS AND DATING PPL" SCENARIO

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    8. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK Jan 23

      I feel like I just met 47 people named Hilda von Thodagarmund

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    9. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK Jan 23

      Its going to be very hard not to go with this lovely himbo and the plucky androgynous workin class charmer who hails from a place called gloucesterpic.twitter.com/OeCmuGkmuR

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    10. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK Jan 23

      I 100 percent dated this person in collegepic.twitter.com/R7PzZMwVzm

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      Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK Jan 23

      Wait... @uhnet is in this game?pic.twitter.com/J1ttVGcR8O

      2:15 AM - 23 Jan 2021
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      • Jess Fisher Bob Holly Jr. Aron Brown, Feral Writer and Academic Jason Honaker CamelAttack Sierra ✨🫀✨ The Dev Team Sara ♠️🤍💜 Jane Mayhew
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        2. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK Jan 23

          Nevermind y’all I found my housepic.twitter.com/wOr1tn45bh

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        3. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK Jan 23

          They wont let me train cats so I had to go with the house that seemed the most chaotically queer. Golden Deer it is! Day 1 of fire emblem in the books! Yay! This game is a lot!pic.twitter.com/lLeYa4T5Br

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        4. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK Jan 24

          WERE BACK FOR FIRE EMBLEM: THREE HOUSES! Why does every professor in a JRPG looks like the kinda portland dude who sells his own artisan pickles?pic.twitter.com/Nmqoknr7i0

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        5. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK Jan 24

          I beat up all the other students and teachers and they weren't no shit.

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        6. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK Jan 24

          Wait why does he get a pegasus i want onepic.twitter.com/PECLQh183R

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        7. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK Jan 25

          Okay, I loved the dumb fetch quests in this school. Get recipes for the chef from the library? Don't mind if I do! I'm helping! This sort of gentleness is precisely my vibe and I will do everything people ask me to.

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        8. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK Jan 25

          It also meets my list of standards for what makes a good video game. 1. It has fishing. End of list.

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        9. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK Jan 25

          Okay I just to the instruction / lecture part and am I supposed to use up all my sessions and make ppl sad? General tips welcome! My instinct with RPGs is always to min / max, but you tell me if that's smart here.

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        10. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK Jan 25

          Ok most important thing: CHARACTER UPDATES FAVES Leonie: My fave. Just best look. kicks huge amounts of ass with that spear. All about her work ethic. Here to GET SHIT DONE. Raphael: adorable lugnut i want to cook wit him Hilda: came around. Axe girl is gr8

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        11. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK Jan 25

          IM OK ON Claude: a try hard but good enough at bow that I can't ignore him Marianne: the shyness is TOO shy. Like. Cmon. Ignatz: heheheh lil dweeb what a nerd Lysthea: I have no idea but I like her and how dark magic is called "reason" in this game

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        12. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK Jan 25

          OUTRIGHT DISLIKE Lorenz: I swear to god Yusuke from Persona 5 somehow snuck into this game... I dont like him being around

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        13. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK Jan 25

          Okay did the big bandit battle. People keep asking me if I did permadeath mode and IM GLAD I DIDN'T CUZ THREE PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT DIDN'T MAKE IT OUT OF THAT ONE. Quite frankly, I just dont have the emotional resources to deal with "fUn pReTeNd dEaTh" in much games anymore.

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        14. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK Jan 25

          Can someone tell me why every JRPG character does this pose?pic.twitter.com/WEud5wMWy3

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        15. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK Jan 25

          This Vega from Street Fighter II guy is a total creeppic.twitter.com/40rRaq6wYB

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        16. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK Jan 25

          HOLY SHIT. I just got to the mechanic where you see characters you build bonds between get to have THEIR OWN scenes with each other and this is one of the best damn mechanics I've ever seen??? 100% combats my myopia problems with main characters in games. Just fantastic.

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        17. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK Jan 26

          Genuine strat question: who do I give shields to? I'm getting conlicting reports in searches...

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        18. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK Jan 26

          OK and now inventory management just clicked. It's one of those things where you really have to ENJOY the inventory stuff and making your team better and selling stuff off and it feels GOOD not an insane cumbersome thing you don't want to bother with. I want to bother. It's great

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        19. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK Jan 26

          Update: I've been running around giving lost items to people and im THE HELPFULEST BOY. Also: I can't find Edelgard's lost white glove and it's supposed to be in the classroom but it's not and im losing my damn mind.

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        20. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK Jan 26

          3 AM UPDATE: Ok ok I've done two battles on the weekend and now starting my next week of instruction and OH NO THE LOOP IS PERFECT.

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        21. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK Jan 26

          Lorenz just yelled at Claude for not being noble enuf and forget kicking out of my house, how do I drown him in the fishing pool?

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        22. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK Jan 26

          I'm getting to a lot of the "first interactions" in the support system and these kids are just so casually fucking BRUTAL to each other at first. I know the idea is they'll come together eventual but JEEZ.

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        23. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK Jan 26

          THE FUCK. Well that went from 0 to 60pic.twitter.com/di80EYmyVE

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        24. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK Jan 27

          Is this Clauds mom???? Since Im a grown ass man Id honestly rather date herpic.twitter.com/yw9NIN1uNU

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        25. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK Jan 27

          "Please enjoy this wonderful tea party and the art of delicate conversation!" *One scene later* "So you're standing on top of your dead moms grave and here's her ring and it's the one we have of her. Anyway, see ya later." The emotional whiplash of this game, y'all.

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        26. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK Jan 29

          The choices of direction for this voice over for this "???" Flame Emperor dude is... terribly unfortunate.

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        27. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK Jan 31

          Now I have to do a mission for Lorenz? Seriously I don't get it. Every support / relationship thing is about him and now a mission???? I give him no time of day / ignore him / try not use in battle. And yet the game shoves him down my throat more than any character. I HATE HIM

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        28. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK Jan 31

          Genuinely I don't get it. He has a higher support level with every OTHER character too and I purposely try to ignore him and not use as much as possible. He has been 50% of my scenes. What the fucking hell is going on this is insufferable?

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        29. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK Mar 24

          FIRE EMBLEM RETURNS: Took a break, but been back. Somewhere in ethereal moon. Update: I like just about everyone and we are all enjoying ever so much tea and i want them to be the bestest students and i will train them to be stronger!

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        30. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK Mar 24

          i feel like mercedes and molly baz are the same personpic.twitter.com/s8dEJFPhp3

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        31. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK Mar 24

          Man this story sure likes to say "whatever could it mean?" with things that are incredibly obvious for 50 hours (sothis), while simultaneously having these grand reveals of bad characters we have literally never met before, nor heard anything about!

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