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Why is this lady asking me for my birthday and my sign???
Wait that dude's name is JERALT... ok he is 100% Geralt's younger blonde brother in my head canon.
So everyone seems like a forlorn extra from webers phantom of the opera only medieval somehowpic.twitter.com/agB0k6afIC
*plays one (1) battle* oH nO... this is exactly my shit.
Everyone keeps asking if i'll pick the right house AND I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS IM ALREADY SO NERVOUS BUT DONT SPOIL IT
The faux regal dialogue is so embracing of its own stupidity and I love it with every inch of my heartpic.twitter.com/VEysIkt5Bj
There was just some VERY sudden emphasis on teacher boob and I made a literal "ohp!" noise.
Uhhhhhh i thought the horny comments around this game were funny fandom projections but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhpic.twitter.com/LOCpTWuHkL
I DO NOT LIKE THE FACT THAT I AM A TEACHER AND HOW THIS GOES AGAINST THE FUN OF THIS "SCOPE OUT FRIENDS AND DATING PPL" SCENARIO
I feel like I just met 47 people named Hilda von Thodagarmund
Its going to be very hard not to go with this lovely himbo and the plucky androgynous workin class charmer who hails from a place called gloucesterpic.twitter.com/OeCmuGkmuR
They wont let me train cats so I had to go with the house that seemed the most chaotically queer. Golden Deer it is! Day 1 of fire emblem in the books! Yay! This game is a lot!pic.twitter.com/lLeYa4T5Br
WERE BACK FOR FIRE EMBLEM: THREE HOUSES! Why does every professor in a JRPG looks like the kinda portland dude who sells his own artisan pickles?pic.twitter.com/Nmqoknr7i0
I beat up all the other students and teachers and they weren't no shit.
Okay, I loved the dumb fetch quests in this school. Get recipes for the chef from the library? Don't mind if I do! I'm helping! This sort of gentleness is precisely my vibe and I will do everything people ask me to.
It also meets my list of standards for what makes a good video game. 1. It has fishing. End of list.
Okay I just to the instruction / lecture part and am I supposed to use up all my sessions and make ppl sad? General tips welcome! My instinct with RPGs is always to min / max, but you tell me if that's smart here.
Ok most important thing: CHARACTER UPDATES FAVES Leonie: My fave. Just best look. kicks huge amounts of ass with that spear. All about her work ethic. Here to GET SHIT DONE. Raphael: adorable lugnut i want to cook wit him Hilda: came around. Axe girl is gr8
IM OK ON Claude: a try hard but good enough at bow that I can't ignore him Marianne: the shyness is TOO shy. Like. Cmon. Ignatz: heheheh lil dweeb what a nerd Lysthea: I have no idea but I like her and how dark magic is called "reason" in this game
OUTRIGHT DISLIKE Lorenz: I swear to god Yusuke from Persona 5 somehow snuck into this game... I dont like him being around
Okay did the big bandit battle. People keep asking me if I did permadeath mode and IM GLAD I DIDN'T CUZ THREE PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT DIDN'T MAKE IT OUT OF THAT ONE. Quite frankly, I just dont have the emotional resources to deal with "fUn pReTeNd dEaTh" in much games anymore.
Can someone tell me why every JRPG character does this pose?pic.twitter.com/WEud5wMWy3
HOLY SHIT. I just got to the mechanic where you see characters you build bonds between get to have THEIR OWN scenes with each other and this is one of the best damn mechanics I've ever seen??? 100% combats my myopia problems with main characters in games. Just fantastic.
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