Literally every character looks like something i would have drawn when i was 12. im not saying this is a bad thing.
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The pause button fucking skips the scenes?!!??! What the fuck buck wild choice is that... I think I have to start over.
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Why is this lady asking me for my birthday and my sign???
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Wait that dude's name is JERALT... ok he is 100% Geralt's younger blonde brother in my head canon.
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So everyone seems like a forlorn extra from webers phantom of the opera only medieval somehowpic.twitter.com/agB0k6afIC
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*plays one (1) battle* oH nO... this is exactly my shit.
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Everyone keeps asking if i'll pick the right house AND I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS IM ALREADY SO NERVOUS BUT DONT SPOIL IT
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The faux regal dialogue is so embracing of its own stupidity and I love it with every inch of my heartpic.twitter.com/VEysIkt5Bj
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There was just some VERY sudden emphasis on teacher boob and I made a literal "ohp!" noise.
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Uhhhhhh i thought the horny comments around this game were funny fandom projections but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhpic.twitter.com/LOCpTWuHkL
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I DO NOT LIKE THE FACT THAT I AM A TEACHER AND HOW THIS GOES AGAINST THE FUN OF THIS "SCOPE OUT FRIENDS AND DATING PPL" SCENARIO
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I feel like I just met 47 people named Hilda von Thodagarmund
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Its going to be very hard not to go with this lovely himbo and the plucky androgynous workin class charmer who hails from a place called gloucesterpic.twitter.com/OeCmuGkmuR
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They wont let me train cats so I had to go with the house that seemed the most chaotically queer. Golden Deer it is! Day 1 of fire emblem in the books! Yay! This game is a lot!pic.twitter.com/lLeYa4T5Br
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WERE BACK FOR FIRE EMBLEM: THREE HOUSES! Why does every professor in a JRPG looks like the kinda portland dude who sells his own artisan pickles?pic.twitter.com/Nmqoknr7i0
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I beat up all the other students and teachers and they weren't no shit.
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Okay, I loved the dumb fetch quests in this school. Get recipes for the chef from the library? Don't mind if I do! I'm helping! This sort of gentleness is precisely my vibe and I will do everything people ask me to.
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It also meets my list of standards for what makes a good video game. 1. It has fishing. End of list.
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Okay I just to the instruction / lecture part and am I supposed to use up all my sessions and make ppl sad? General tips welcome! My instinct with RPGs is always to min / max, but you tell me if that's smart here.
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Ok most important thing: CHARACTER UPDATES FAVES Leonie: My fave. Just best look. kicks huge amounts of ass with that spear. All about her work ethic. Here to GET SHIT DONE. Raphael: adorable lugnut i want to cook wit him Hilda: came around. Axe girl is gr8
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IM OK ON Claude: a try hard but good enough at bow that I can't ignore him Marianne: the shyness is TOO shy. Like. Cmon. Ignatz: heheheh lil dweeb what a nerd Lysthea: I have no idea but I like her and how dark magic is called "reason" in this game
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OUTRIGHT DISLIKE Lorenz: I swear to god Yusuke from Persona 5 somehow snuck into this game... I dont like him being around
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Okay did the big bandit battle. People keep asking me if I did permadeath mode and IM GLAD I DIDN'T CUZ THREE PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT DIDN'T MAKE IT OUT OF THAT ONE. Quite frankly, I just dont have the emotional resources to deal with "fUn pReTeNd dEaTh" in much games anymore.
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Can someone tell me why every JRPG character does this pose?pic.twitter.com/WEud5wMWy3
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