I have to take breaks from Sekiro endgame bosses otherwise Ill lose my mind... This was on sale, so its finally time...pic.twitter.com/nsOsg70fme
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Holy shit that car attack sequence. This is legit amazing.
"BRB i gotta incinerate my president mom before she turns into 40 foot tall exploding ghost"
... ...... I just had to do the part where all the black gunk and black fish monster shows up and you get out and the baby was crying in my controller and that is the single most horrowing thing i've ever experienced
... they... th- .. there was just an add for norman reedus' IRL motorcycle show that played as he pooped.
Okay question. What the hell just happened? It started raining and i was detecting those death jerks. So i got still and held by breath and they just fucking went out and attacked me and I lost all my shit. Like - what the hell am I supposed to do when they show up?
I just googled "how to heal blood" without putting "death stranding" first
I've done two fifteen minute walks and it looks like I covered three states on the map- how big does Kojima think America is!?!?!?
Exec: Let's hear about this big new video game Mr. Kojima! K: It's a post apocalyptic epic! E: Wow! Exciting! K: You mostly do hiking. E: ... oh. K: The rain makes you older. E: What? K: Then shadow ghosts attack you and your in-utero-baby. E: Wait- K: You throw your pee at them
Y'all? I would love ANYTHING about the attack mechanics or what I'm supposed to do when the shadow people show up, I literally can't make heads or tails of any of this shit. I asked last time. I got advice. It still makes no sense. I instinctively get fucking none of it.
Like I be absurdly sneaky. I hold breath. I try fucking everything. BTs still show up and gank my whole shit. What the hell is the GAME of any of this.
Seriously this is absurd. I just tried it again. Trying to get to port knot city. Got ganked. Looked up the "solution" and its knowing where to throw a grenade at the invisible fucking guys? and knowing this was the spot that was impassible vs. others? NOTHING about this clicks
I've died five fucking times. I'm literally doing what this guy does only it works for him and not for me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Tasi4JFeHk …
OKAY EVERYTHING IS FINE NOW - BIKES ARE DUMB DONT USE THEM - AND FINALLY THE STEALTH MECHANICS CLICKED, IT'S SUCH A WEIRD THING TO GET USED TO AND MAKES NO SENSE BUT ONCE YOU GET IT IT'S MORE OR LESS *FINE*
From moment-to-moment this is either the best, worst, strangest, funniest, most misfiring, most beautiful, most harrowing, most boring, most exciting, most lyrical, and all together goofy-dumbest-but-weirdly-emotional video game I've ever played.
Question: what do I do when I fuck up that's NOT restarting from last save? Like. I'll fall go in a river that's too deep for a second and lose all my shit and every time I'm like "fuck it, starting over." Because it's WAY TOO punishing not to? But... this can't be THE GAME...
Me, every single time I get told a new piece of information like it's a huge reveal: "Uhhhh, okay? Sure?"
Me, every time I watch a new hypnotic cinematic: 
Mama's not one, TWO scenes involved her ghost baby are the two craziest things I've ever seen dramatized and I saw Black Moon.
I've jumped back into this and just got the Mario and Princess "Beach" part and literally cannot believe what I'm seeing.
Trying to keep this as vague as possible, but just got to scrolling credits and the approach to the credits / monologues series before this is... how to explain... the most "letting the air out" thing I've ever seen? I want to say so much more...
Finished... that was sometime the dumbest, most infuriating thing that also had its heart in all the right places, to the point that it was weirdly moving and made me cry a lot. ... I have a lot to write about.
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