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    1. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 21 May 2020

      THEN THERE WERE MANY MONKEY, I BEAT THEM BUT THEN THERE BIG MONKEY BUT HE TOO BIG AND TUFF SO I RAN THEN THERE WAS MUNKEY WITH *TWO* SWORDS AND IT WAS OUTRAGEOUSLY GOOD WITH THEM AND I DIED WHAT IS HAPPENING

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    2. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 25 May 2020

      Ok I'm at this Shichimen Warrior fucker and everyone is like "pop divine confettis" WELL I DID THAT TWICE AND ITS THE ONLY WAY TO REALLY HURT HIM & HE STILL BEAT ME AND NOW I'M ALMOST OUT. Like aren't you supposed to be able to beat every boss without this shit? What the hell?

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    3. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 25 May 2020

      O'Rin of the Water, I'm learning your moves, you don't scare me!* *you scare me.

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    4. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 25 May 2020

      Ok, it's like FIVE times in a row I have controlled the whole fight and then there's something when she's halfway built up on her last life where she just happens to catch me. Doesn't do ANYTHING different, just catches me and it's like I fall apart and she kills me twice so fast

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    5. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 26 May 2020

      Something is COMPLETELY fucking me up about this. I swear to god, is her fast combo a split hair second faster on the second life? SHE NEVER even comes close to touching me right til then, then every time she's getting me then massive follow-up hits. I can't figure it out.

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    6. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 26 May 2020

      GOT HER. It was totally one of those fights where that move set is just such a sneaky little difference on phase two, once I got the rhythm and sneaking around her grab I could eke it out. Not one of those wins when you're ecstatic, just a mountain of relief!

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    7. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 29 May 2020

      I took a few days off. I'm at corrupted monk. Gotta be honest. I'm just at the point where I don't really have emotional energy to just go through the process of learning how to fight this fucking guy. I'm seeing the strats (he's easy!). I've tried. I'm just tired of trying.

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    8. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 29 May 2020

      Yeah fuck this

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    9. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 31 May 2020

      In true FROMSOFT fashion, I came back a few days later and beat him.

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    10. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 31 May 2020

      You'll laugh. So I beat the Guardian Ape in three tries! Even with a dead controller switch in the middle! I was so cocky, "something about him very bloodbourne / soulsy, i love spacing!" As i was standing celebrating... Is... is he moving again!?!?!? *ded*

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      Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 31 May 2020

      I'm so happy that was unspoiled. Unfortunately I'm having a little trouble getting away from those terrors. Spacing okay. Also having a little trouble on my timing with the big swing down which puts him on his ass. Working on it!

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        2. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 31 May 2020

          Okay is there some reason the stupid ape won't catch fire sometimes? Like what the fuck. It seems completely random. I'll hit him full on and it doesn't catch. Also the second half of the fight I can't get in rhythm with.

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        3. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 31 May 2020

          I BEAT THAT DUMB STOOPID APE!!!!!! Totally thought he had me but turns out I hadn't died yet, so was able to get that one last hit off 😎😎😎

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        4. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 31 May 2020

          I need two fucking pieces of scrap magnetite but all the shops are sold out and everywhere on youtube it says i can farm I just get scrap iron????? what the hell

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        5. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 31 May 2020

          I JUST BEAT DOUBLE APE ON FIRST TRY WHERE IS MY SEKIRO MEDAL I AM A GOOD GAMER BOY

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        6. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 1 Jun 2020

          Oh shit, I cooked right through the castle and took out all the loneshadows. Apparently I'm in end game? I'm told I don't want to pick one ending that cuts the game short and now I'm nervous I'll somehow do that???

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        7. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 1 Jun 2020

          DADDY NO

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        8. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 1 Jun 2020

          "Hi I'm the great shinobi owl and I can close gaps like a motherfucker."

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        9. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 1 Jun 2020

          Here's what I've learned. 1. Hyper aggression? He's too fast, too many counters. 2. Evasion / Dodge? There's no way to cheat his moves. You can find some space to the left / get off a hit but thats it. ... I'm gonna have to muscle-memorize every single move, aren't I? Bed time!

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        10. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 4 Jun 2020

          S.OWL: Literally the least important thing in the world right now, but I can now defend him / getting his moves down. This is like an "aggressive defensive fight" and I'm looking to get those hits when he gives an opening. This is going to be incredible, isn't it? LEAAAARRRNINGpic.twitter.com/mOwXt8YCpO

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        11. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 5 Jun 2020

          Update: I've found three opportunities where I can get some hits in! Now it's just about stringing it together and actually getting a deathblow on this fucker. However, as someone who loves using the thrust, the idea he can mikiri counter ME is an affront to god.

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        12. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 5 Jun 2020

          I GOT A DEATHBLOW

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        13. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 5 Jun 2020

          HIS SECOND PHASE ADDS POISON THAT STAYS THERE?!?!?! OH YOU DICK.

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        14. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 8 Jun 2020

          Update: Been playing a little bit off and on. I can get to that first deathblow *somewhat* consistently... I mean I get it. It's the big boss fight! But it's just really hard to string together a couple of flawless runs on this guy. I'm super patient, but he'll find his hits.

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        15. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 8 Jun 2020

          Any tips on what to do about the poison? It may seem like "just avoid it" but the entire way I've been controlling space and not getting pinned on the sides is getting fucked by this.

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        16. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 8 Jun 2020

          Okay, I've discovered a different way of playing it so he doesn't get close to me to do that jump. Eyes going crossed, but I feel SO CLOSE.

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        17. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 8 Jun 2020

          "THAT'S MY BOY111111111 ID IDD ID TI TI DID TITIDIIDD I I GOT HIM!!!!! <333333

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        18. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 8 Jun 2020

          😭😭😭pic.twitter.com/uNNeXHxBM1

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        19. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 8 Jun 2020

          I think that I fought that boss too long because I LITERALLY CAN'T BEAT THIS STUPID FUCKING LONE SHADOW RIGHT NOW WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME.

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        20. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 8 Jun 2020

          (The power of tweeting complaints is you immediately beat them right after)

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        21. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 8 Jun 2020

          *goes back in time to fight daddy again but he has super crazy move set that is downright terrifying*pic.twitter.com/kUmhIn3AuE

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        22. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 10 Jun 2020

          The RED EYE guys - Doujun and Jinzaemon Kumano... I literally don't even see a way "in" to this fight... like how.

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        23. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 10 Jun 2020

          The answer is apparently flame vent / flame sword.

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        24. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 10 Jun 2020

          Hey y'all. Can you tell me what it is about enemies that require Divine Confetti to beat that turns me into an INSTANT IDIOT??? I'm so worried that I'm going to fuck the fight up with limited resources / attempts that I just do the STUPIDEST SHIT.

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        25. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 10 Jun 2020

          Okay, I DESPISE all these late-stage, resource-dependent fights. I've popped like Gachin sugars to get rid of that dude for Seven Spears 2.0 and it makes me so rattled and fucking crazy. The instant I have to use something I have limited resources of I can't even concentrate.

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        26. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 10 Jun 2020

          "u CaN dO eVeRy FiGhT wItHoUt ThE iTeMs" - NOPE. I can't find a single vid on how to tackle these two without first popping the stealth to get the first guy. I've now used 14 gachins. "wElL U ShOuLD bE AbLE tO TaKE hIm bY ThEn." FUCKER IM TRYING, BUT I DONT HAVE ROOM TO LEARN

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        27. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 10 Jun 2020

          I DID IT It's funny how much venting helps. But also was just like FUCK IT and went mortal draw at one point, helped so much with a critical part of the fight.

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        28. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 10 Jun 2020

          OK - it's Demon of Hatred time. Here's the thing. I walked into this and almost got through the first two stages. Everything made sense. He's very soulsy. Next two times I still did good... but now I completely lost it. It's that FromSoft thing that happens where u just lose it

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        29. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 10 Jun 2020

          DOH is the first fight in this game that makes me feel crazy??? There's harder, more exacting fights- but this feels so sloppy and indiscriminate. Stuff that works one time won't the next. I'll SWEAR he misses me, but it hits. Plus the timing on jumping that lunge is ABSURD.

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        30. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 10 Jun 2020

          Usually I need to take breaks on some manner of positivity- but I feel completely insane.

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        31. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 11 Jun 2020

          There is such an absurd lack of any kind of predictability to this fight. Usually dying in FromSoft, I know what I did wrong in a given situation, but here is so weird. And it's not that that his move set-set is unpredictable, it's the way it warps your sense of spacing.

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