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    1. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 15 May 2020

      Okay how the fuck to I close the gap when he makes room? That's the part that's killing me. I'll get my parry timing down for a sequence, and then he just creates room and I have to rush in and like i'll hit, but he'll hit me, and his posture just goes down SO QUICK

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    2. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 15 May 2020

      Every time I do dodging I can get at least a deathblow on him. Every time I just focus on the parry method I just can't get his gage even close to full. EVERYTHING about my instincts with this guy says fuck parry but everyone's telling me I cant beat him ultimately like that

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    3. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 15 May 2020

      Okay I got a deathblow off of parrying I'm going to take that as a sign to go to proper bed.

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    4. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 16 May 2020

      His switch to the sweep after you get the first deathblow is just... I'm tired.

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    5. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 16 May 2020

      I'm at the stage of anger. I've fought this guy so many times and here's what's hanging me up. -for some reason, sometimes I won't counter on on the stab. I swear I know the timing, but it drives me insane when I don't get it.

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    6. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 16 May 2020

      -I'm getting good at rushing in, but he just jumps back and unleashes that arrow and I can only block the last half of em -I've watched like every video I can, I swear Im doing everything right, but my fight NEVER goes the way it does in those

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    7. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 16 May 2020

      I've memorized every fucking move he has. Every god damn one and every time I think i have the exact right way to counter and get him he's doing something. I swear to god I've fought him over 100 times and he's still sequencing new responses. Again: angry.

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    8. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 16 May 2020

      *breathes* I got two deathblows!!!!! ... Then he went all THOR on my ass.

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    9. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 16 May 2020

      Just got back to him immediately. I was waiting for something to *click* about the first fight and I found it! It's MOSTLY parrying but there's this perfect little window to dodge right and get GOOD hits on him. It just gets to bad posture face so fast and I don't have to cheese!

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    10. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 19 May 2020

      OKAY. So I had to take a few days off and it killed my momentum at first, but now it's like riding a bike. Can make it to final stage without dying consistently, but I gotta hit that stretch where all my reactions are muscle memory. His behavior and move set just feel different!

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      Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 19 May 2020

      At 2:35 on May 19th, 2020, I defeated Genchiro, Way of Tomoe Many Thanks To You All <3 😎

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        2. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 19 May 2020

          I'm at the folding screen monkeys... ... da fuh

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        3. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 20 May 2020

          I love how I can SEE the snek and still get scared shitless by it.

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        4. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 20 May 2020

          WHO GAVE THE MONKEYS SWORDS

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        5. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 21 May 2020

          THEN THERE WERE MANY MONKEY, I BEAT THEM BUT THEN THERE BIG MONKEY BUT HE TOO BIG AND TUFF SO I RAN THEN THERE WAS MUNKEY WITH *TWO* SWORDS AND IT WAS OUTRAGEOUSLY GOOD WITH THEM AND I DIED WHAT IS HAPPENING

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        6. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 25 May 2020

          Ok I'm at this Shichimen Warrior fucker and everyone is like "pop divine confettis" WELL I DID THAT TWICE AND ITS THE ONLY WAY TO REALLY HURT HIM & HE STILL BEAT ME AND NOW I'M ALMOST OUT. Like aren't you supposed to be able to beat every boss without this shit? What the hell?

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        7. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 25 May 2020

          O'Rin of the Water, I'm learning your moves, you don't scare me!* *you scare me.

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        8. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 25 May 2020

          Ok, it's like FIVE times in a row I have controlled the whole fight and then there's something when she's halfway built up on her last life where she just happens to catch me. Doesn't do ANYTHING different, just catches me and it's like I fall apart and she kills me twice so fast

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        9. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 26 May 2020

          Something is COMPLETELY fucking me up about this. I swear to god, is her fast combo a split hair second faster on the second life? SHE NEVER even comes close to touching me right til then, then every time she's getting me then massive follow-up hits. I can't figure it out.

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        10. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 26 May 2020

          GOT HER. It was totally one of those fights where that move set is just such a sneaky little difference on phase two, once I got the rhythm and sneaking around her grab I could eke it out. Not one of those wins when you're ecstatic, just a mountain of relief!

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        11. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 29 May 2020

          I took a few days off. I'm at corrupted monk. Gotta be honest. I'm just at the point where I don't really have emotional energy to just go through the process of learning how to fight this fucking guy. I'm seeing the strats (he's easy!). I've tried. I'm just tired of trying.

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        12. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 29 May 2020

          Yeah fuck this

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        13. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 31 May 2020

          In true FROMSOFT fashion, I came back a few days later and beat him.

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        14. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 31 May 2020

          You'll laugh. So I beat the Guardian Ape in three tries! Even with a dead controller switch in the middle! I was so cocky, "something about him very bloodbourne / soulsy, i love spacing!" As i was standing celebrating... Is... is he moving again!?!?!? *ded*

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        15. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 31 May 2020

          I'm so happy that was unspoiled. Unfortunately I'm having a little trouble getting away from those terrors. Spacing okay. Also having a little trouble on my timing with the big swing down which puts him on his ass. Working on it!

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        16. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 31 May 2020

          Okay is there some reason the stupid ape won't catch fire sometimes? Like what the fuck. It seems completely random. I'll hit him full on and it doesn't catch. Also the second half of the fight I can't get in rhythm with.

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        17. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 31 May 2020

          I BEAT THAT DUMB STOOPID APE!!!!!! Totally thought he had me but turns out I hadn't died yet, so was able to get that one last hit off 😎😎😎

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        18. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 31 May 2020

          I need two fucking pieces of scrap magnetite but all the shops are sold out and everywhere on youtube it says i can farm I just get scrap iron????? what the hell

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        19. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 31 May 2020

          I JUST BEAT DOUBLE APE ON FIRST TRY WHERE IS MY SEKIRO MEDAL I AM A GOOD GAMER BOY

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        20. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 1 Jun 2020

          Oh shit, I cooked right through the castle and took out all the loneshadows. Apparently I'm in end game? I'm told I don't want to pick one ending that cuts the game short and now I'm nervous I'll somehow do that???

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        21. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 1 Jun 2020

          DADDY NO

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        22. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 1 Jun 2020

          "Hi I'm the great shinobi owl and I can close gaps like a motherfucker."

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        23. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 1 Jun 2020

          Here's what I've learned. 1. Hyper aggression? He's too fast, too many counters. 2. Evasion / Dodge? There's no way to cheat his moves. You can find some space to the left / get off a hit but thats it. ... I'm gonna have to muscle-memorize every single move, aren't I? Bed time!

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        24. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 4 Jun 2020

          S.OWL: Literally the least important thing in the world right now, but I can now defend him / getting his moves down. This is like an "aggressive defensive fight" and I'm looking to get those hits when he gives an opening. This is going to be incredible, isn't it? LEAAAARRRNINGpic.twitter.com/mOwXt8YCpO

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        25. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 5 Jun 2020

          Update: I've found three opportunities where I can get some hits in! Now it's just about stringing it together and actually getting a deathblow on this fucker. However, as someone who loves using the thrust, the idea he can mikiri counter ME is an affront to god.

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        26. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 5 Jun 2020

          I GOT A DEATHBLOW

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        27. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 5 Jun 2020

          HIS SECOND PHASE ADDS POISON THAT STAYS THERE?!?!?! OH YOU DICK.

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        28. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 8 Jun 2020

          Update: Been playing a little bit off and on. I can get to that first deathblow *somewhat* consistently... I mean I get it. It's the big boss fight! But it's just really hard to string together a couple of flawless runs on this guy. I'm super patient, but he'll find his hits.

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        29. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 8 Jun 2020

          Any tips on what to do about the poison? It may seem like "just avoid it" but the entire way I've been controlling space and not getting pinned on the sides is getting fucked by this.

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        30. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 8 Jun 2020

          Okay, I've discovered a different way of playing it so he doesn't get close to me to do that jump. Eyes going crossed, but I feel SO CLOSE.

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        31. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 8 Jun 2020

          "THAT'S MY BOY111111111 ID IDD ID TI TI DID TITIDIIDD I I GOT HIM!!!!! <333333

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