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    1. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 13 May 2020

      I'm letting the game get in my head, so I took a break and cracked open a Hazy IPA to play CIV 5 for awhile and I feel much better about what happened. I actually got pretty okay at the double parry, I just couldn't string it together the whole fight. It's okay!

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    2. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 13 May 2020

      This is just a random point in the given thread where I feel incredibly thankful that I can communicate with so many kind/thoughtful people as I go through an experience. I reminds me of Twitter before the horror / g-m-rgates, where it felt like a genuine space of commiseration.

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    3. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 13 May 2020

      Wow, bringing in Nogami Gensai really makes The Drunkard fight a cakewalk huh? Got him in two.

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    4. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 13 May 2020

      Okay, Lady Butterfly, Let's dance! Already feel like this is one of those deceptively fights. I stay on her and in rhythm and slowly build up posture, even knocking her out of air with shurikens - but the second she gets some space, or one wrong move, and OUCHIE

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    5. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 13 May 2020

      FUCK FUCK FUCK I accidentally used most of my snap seeds (I was trying to switch back and forth to heal) and I totally think I just fucked myself over royally for this this fight. How do I beat the second half with all those assholes around? FUCK.

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    6. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 13 May 2020

      My genuine favorite part of this thread is when I'm getting tripped on a boss and I'm getting conflicting pieces of advice and it feels like the meeseeks chorus telling me to square my shoulders and keep my head down.pic.twitter.com/2EbCRMgHas

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    7. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 13 May 2020

      I'm now at that FROMSOFT stage of bossfighting where I am now objectively worse at the boss and they kill me very quickly.

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    8. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 13 May 2020

      Of course this instantly transitioned to a zen attempt where I saw the matrix and completely dominated her. What did me in? I was literally about to go for final deathblow and then her leftover wad of souls hit me. I couldn't run, I just had to try and pull it off. I was so close

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    9. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 13 May 2020

      SHINOBI EXECUTION 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 Every phase just clicked. When to parry, when to attack, holding down on the shuriken a split second so she doesn't block, putting MYSELF in a corner so I don't get hit by the other dudes, and using the columns at the last second.

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    10. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 14 May 2020

      Updatepic.twitter.com/RgJxgczeIc

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      Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 14 May 2020

      Armored Warrior! Maybe it's just that the boss seems so dang Soulsian, but dodge mechanics work super great and I got him in three!

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        2. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 15 May 2020

          I get that this is Long Arm Centipede battle is supposed to be a cakewalk with that damn umbrella, but GETTING to that point and clearing the room first is just such a pain in the ass. I can barely get TO the fight...

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        3. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 15 May 2020

          Just skipped and ran right there. Got him the 5th try 😎 *sunglasses are the preferred I beat that boss usage*

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        4. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 15 May 2020

          Loneshadow Long Swordsman in 1 😎😎😎 Oh god it's luring me into false confidence things are about to get brutal aren't they.

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        5. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 15 May 2020

          ... ...... ........... I just faced Genichiro. Like... how

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        6. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 15 May 2020

          Weirdly made good progress, can get through the first deathblow. Weirdly having better luck dodging? But my hands hurt so bed time.

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        7. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 15 May 2020

          ... I can't sleep and I've actually been writing and productive but all I keep drifting back to is giving him another try.

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        8. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 15 May 2020

          Okay how the fuck to I close the gap when he makes room? That's the part that's killing me. I'll get my parry timing down for a sequence, and then he just creates room and I have to rush in and like i'll hit, but he'll hit me, and his posture just goes down SO QUICK

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        9. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 15 May 2020

          Every time I do dodging I can get at least a deathblow on him. Every time I just focus on the parry method I just can't get his gage even close to full. EVERYTHING about my instincts with this guy says fuck parry but everyone's telling me I cant beat him ultimately like that

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        10. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 15 May 2020

          Okay I got a deathblow off of parrying I'm going to take that as a sign to go to proper bed.

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        11. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 16 May 2020

          His switch to the sweep after you get the first deathblow is just... I'm tired.

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        12. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 16 May 2020

          I'm at the stage of anger. I've fought this guy so many times and here's what's hanging me up. -for some reason, sometimes I won't counter on on the stab. I swear I know the timing, but it drives me insane when I don't get it.

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        13. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 16 May 2020

          -I'm getting good at rushing in, but he just jumps back and unleashes that arrow and I can only block the last half of em -I've watched like every video I can, I swear Im doing everything right, but my fight NEVER goes the way it does in those

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        14. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 16 May 2020

          I've memorized every fucking move he has. Every god damn one and every time I think i have the exact right way to counter and get him he's doing something. I swear to god I've fought him over 100 times and he's still sequencing new responses. Again: angry.

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        15. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 16 May 2020

          *breathes* I got two deathblows!!!!! ... Then he went all THOR on my ass.

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        16. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 16 May 2020

          Just got back to him immediately. I was waiting for something to *click* about the first fight and I found it! It's MOSTLY parrying but there's this perfect little window to dodge right and get GOOD hits on him. It just gets to bad posture face so fast and I don't have to cheese!

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        17. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 19 May 2020

          OKAY. So I had to take a few days off and it killed my momentum at first, but now it's like riding a bike. Can make it to final stage without dying consistently, but I gotta hit that stretch where all my reactions are muscle memory. His behavior and move set just feel different!

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        18. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 19 May 2020

          At 2:35 on May 19th, 2020, I defeated Genchiro, Way of Tomoe Many Thanks To You All <3 😎

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        19. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 19 May 2020

          I'm at the folding screen monkeys... ... da fuh

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        20. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 20 May 2020

          I love how I can SEE the snek and still get scared shitless by it.

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        21. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 20 May 2020

          WHO GAVE THE MONKEYS SWORDS

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        22. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 21 May 2020

          THEN THERE WERE MANY MONKEY, I BEAT THEM BUT THEN THERE BIG MONKEY BUT HE TOO BIG AND TUFF SO I RAN THEN THERE WAS MUNKEY WITH *TWO* SWORDS AND IT WAS OUTRAGEOUSLY GOOD WITH THEM AND I DIED WHAT IS HAPPENING

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        23. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 25 May 2020

          Ok I'm at this Shichimen Warrior fucker and everyone is like "pop divine confettis" WELL I DID THAT TWICE AND ITS THE ONLY WAY TO REALLY HURT HIM & HE STILL BEAT ME AND NOW I'M ALMOST OUT. Like aren't you supposed to be able to beat every boss without this shit? What the hell?

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        24. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 25 May 2020

          O'Rin of the Water, I'm learning your moves, you don't scare me!* *you scare me.

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        25. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 25 May 2020

          Ok, it's like FIVE times in a row I have controlled the whole fight and then there's something when she's halfway built up on her last life where she just happens to catch me. Doesn't do ANYTHING different, just catches me and it's like I fall apart and she kills me twice so fast

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        26. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 26 May 2020

          Something is COMPLETELY fucking me up about this. I swear to god, is her fast combo a split hair second faster on the second life? SHE NEVER even comes close to touching me right til then, then every time she's getting me then massive follow-up hits. I can't figure it out.

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        27. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 26 May 2020

          GOT HER. It was totally one of those fights where that move set is just such a sneaky little difference on phase two, once I got the rhythm and sneaking around her grab I could eke it out. Not one of those wins when you're ecstatic, just a mountain of relief!

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        28. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 29 May 2020

          I took a few days off. I'm at corrupted monk. Gotta be honest. I'm just at the point where I don't really have emotional energy to just go through the process of learning how to fight this fucking guy. I'm seeing the strats (he's easy!). I've tried. I'm just tired of trying.

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        29. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 29 May 2020

          Yeah fuck this

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        30. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 31 May 2020

          In true FROMSOFT fashion, I came back a few days later and beat him.

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        31. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 31 May 2020

          You'll laugh. So I beat the Guardian Ape in three tries! Even with a dead controller switch in the middle! I was so cocky, "something about him very bloodbourne / soulsy, i love spacing!" As i was standing celebrating... Is... is he moving again!?!?!? *ded*

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