I've been getting really confident and sailing along, but I just met Jinsuke Saze and he beat me so badly and so efficiently it would be like if real-life me tried to fight a samurai.
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I'm now at that FROMSOFT stage of bossfighting where I am now objectively worse at the boss and they kill me very quickly.
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Of course this instantly transitioned to a zen attempt where I saw the matrix and completely dominated her. What did me in? I was literally about to go for final deathblow and then her leftover wad of souls hit me. I couldn't run, I just had to try and pull it off. I was so close
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SHINOBI EXECUTION










Every phase just clicked. When to parry, when to attack, holding down on the shuriken a split second so she doesn't block, putting MYSELF in a corner so I don't get hit by the other dudes, and using the columns at the last second.Show this thread -
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Armored Warrior! Maybe it's just that the boss seems so dang Soulsian, but dodge mechanics work super great and I got him in three!
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I get that this is Long Arm Centipede battle is supposed to be a cakewalk with that damn umbrella, but GETTING to that point and clearing the room first is just such a pain in the ass. I can barely get TO the fight...
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Just skipped and ran right there. Got him the 5th try
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Loneshadow Long Swordsman in 1


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... ...... ........... I just faced Genichiro. Like... how
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Weirdly made good progress, can get through the first deathblow. Weirdly having better luck dodging? But my hands hurt so bed time.
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... I can't sleep and I've actually been writing and productive but all I keep drifting back to is giving him another try.
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Okay how the fuck to I close the gap when he makes room? That's the part that's killing me. I'll get my parry timing down for a sequence, and then he just creates room and I have to rush in and like i'll hit, but he'll hit me, and his posture just goes down SO QUICK
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Every time I do dodging I can get at least a deathblow on him. Every time I just focus on the parry method I just can't get his gage even close to full. EVERYTHING about my instincts with this guy says fuck parry but everyone's telling me I cant beat him ultimately like that
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Okay I got a deathblow off of parrying I'm going to take that as a sign to go to proper bed.
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His switch to the sweep after you get the first deathblow is just... I'm tired.
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I'm at the stage of anger. I've fought this guy so many times and here's what's hanging me up. -for some reason, sometimes I won't counter on on the stab. I swear I know the timing, but it drives me insane when I don't get it.
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-I'm getting good at rushing in, but he just jumps back and unleashes that arrow and I can only block the last half of em -I've watched like every video I can, I swear Im doing everything right, but my fight NEVER goes the way it does in those
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I've memorized every fucking move he has. Every god damn one and every time I think i have the exact right way to counter and get him he's doing something. I swear to god I've fought him over 100 times and he's still sequencing new responses. Again: angry.
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*breathes* I got two deathblows!!!!! ... Then he went all THOR on my ass.
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Just got back to him immediately. I was waiting for something to *click* about the first fight and I found it! It's MOSTLY parrying but there's this perfect little window to dodge right and get GOOD hits on him. It just gets to bad posture face so fast and I don't have to cheese!
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OKAY. So I had to take a few days off and it killed my momentum at first, but now it's like riding a bike. Can make it to final stage without dying consistently, but I gotta hit that stretch where all my reactions are muscle memory. His behavior and move set just feel different!
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At 2:35 on May 19th, 2020, I defeated Genchiro, Way of Tomoe Many Thanks To You All <3
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I love how I can SEE the snek and still get scared shitless by it.
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THEN THERE WERE MANY MONKEY, I BEAT THEM BUT THEN THERE BIG MONKEY BUT HE TOO BIG AND TUFF SO I RAN THEN THERE WAS MUNKEY WITH *TWO* SWORDS AND IT WAS OUTRAGEOUSLY GOOD WITH THEM AND I DIED WHAT IS HAPPENING
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Ok I'm at this Shichimen Warrior fucker and everyone is like "pop divine confettis" WELL I DID THAT TWICE AND ITS THE ONLY WAY TO REALLY HURT HIM & HE STILL BEAT ME AND NOW I'M ALMOST OUT. Like aren't you supposed to be able to beat every boss without this shit? What the hell?
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O'Rin of the Water, I'm learning your moves, you don't scare me!* *you scare me.
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Ok, it's like FIVE times in a row I have controlled the whole fight and then there's something when she's halfway built up on her last life where she just happens to catch me. Doesn't do ANYTHING different, just catches me and it's like I fall apart and she kills me twice so fast
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Something is COMPLETELY fucking me up about this. I swear to god, is her fast combo a split hair second faster on the second life? SHE NEVER even comes close to touching me right til then, then every time she's getting me then massive follow-up hits. I can't figure it out.
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