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    1. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 30 Nov 2019

      Okay the sexual / gender politics of this so far are NOT GREAT, BOB.

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    2. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 2 Dec 2019

      Im back! And yes, this video game where they make you stop your mission of living a student life to appreciate food is exactly for mepic.twitter.com/RqJq3OC3Mn

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    3. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 2 Dec 2019

      I ALSO GET TO GET LOST IN A UNFAMILIAR SUBWAY STATION 😍pic.twitter.com/bGHIr3hXtA

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    4. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 2 Dec 2019

      My love of this stuff may seem odd given my writing on the "realism" problems of Red Dead Redemption 2, but my problem wasn't the instinct for realism, but the subtle points and intents of execution. To wit Persona 5 is HYPER stylized so far, but it's realism is hilarious / sweet

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    5. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 2 Dec 2019

      Okay I was just trying to go to school and now Im fighting a hairy man boy king in a pink speedo and so I have unleashed an inner rage demon that is just a pile of clothespic.twitter.com/IgjFKzOkLy

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    6. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 2 Dec 2019

      Yeah thats a coppic.twitter.com/JrL4Mzaldy

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    7. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 2 Dec 2019

      pic.twitter.com/8mL73v9GGB

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    8. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 2 Dec 2019

      I am now being helped by a heavy metal version of Captain Kidd

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    9. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 2 Dec 2019

      I CARE SO MUCH ABOUT THIS POLITICS OF THIS HIGH SCHOOL VOLLEY BALL TEAM.

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    10. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 3 Dec 2019

      Oh fuck this is some fatalistic melodramatic soap opera shit!

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      Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 4 Dec 2019

      I'm at the point of the game where, after spacing out the tutorials pretty fairly, I'm about to go into the first dungeon and they thought "right before this climactic moment is the perfect time to give five billion detailed tutorials at once" - this is genuinely awful.

      3:44 PM - 4 Dec 2019
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        2. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 4 Dec 2019

          Dungeons are fun now!

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        3. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 4 Dec 2019

          Sir, you are speaking of one of your studentspic.twitter.com/8wD5UJbUtK

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        4. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 4 Dec 2019

          pic.twitter.com/B7pwemhavN

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        5. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 5 Dec 2019

          Just had my very first "OH FUCK OFF" - such a break of JRPG etiquette. First mini-boss ever and get through by skin of my teeth- THEN they throw a shit load of bad guys at me that I can "run away from" but not really OH FUCK OFF

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        6. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 5 Dec 2019

          Well, gotta do the boss battle over again! THATS FUN, THANKS GAME FOR YOU BULLSHIT LACK OF GUILE.

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        7. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 5 Dec 2019

          Like everyone knows you can pull that shit with later bosses. First one? Nope. No way. Fuck off.

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        8. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 5 Dec 2019

          FUCKING SAME THING AGAIN, THIS IS GOD DAMN INANE.

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        9. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 5 Dec 2019

          I HAVE TO DO THE UNSKIPPABLE CUTSCENES AND TUTORIAL ELEMENTS TOO- WHY DID YOU ALL MAKE ME PLAY THIS GAME, ITS TORTURE ITS ALSO TOTALLY FUCKING FINE AND I'LL BE OVER IT AS SOON AS I BEAT IT AND SUCH IS THE WAY OF JRPGS BUT IM IN THE ANGRY PART NOW AND SO IT SEEMS AN UNENDING HELL

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        10. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 5 Dec 2019

          I beat it and everything's fine now I guess.

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        11. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 5 Dec 2019

          Question: how do I, for the love of god, just go into my damn room and get to make a fucking lockpick again. EVERY TIME I try something else automatically ends my night and doesn't give me time to just fucking do it. Like what the hell.

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        12. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 5 Dec 2019

          This game is way, way, way, WAY too dependent on the shittiest stealth mechanics of ambushing / getting ambushed... like does this get better because I'm getting way too annoyed to put up with it, honestly.

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        13. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 5 Dec 2019

          The essential problem is I have no understanding of what the "hitbox" is when it comes to detection. It's comically loose at some points and cruelly punishing at others. So everytime I'm detected I don't understand why. AND EVERYTHING DEPENDS ON IT.

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        14. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 5 Dec 2019

          FACT: I just turned a pot goblin and half a spectral horse into a little ice wizard man using a couple of magic guillotines.

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        15. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 5 Dec 2019

          The thing is that I reeeeeeeeeeeeeally like the overall idea of the mechanics. The going in out of dungeons, the progress, the building skills, but there just moments of execution that uggggh. Like the "joker can't die ever" mechanic is SOME MAJOR BULLSHIT.

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        16. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 5 Dec 2019

          I love how mant enemies are like “oh no, my one weakness, guns!”

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        17. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 5 Dec 2019

          Question: about to do a calling card and it's literally telling me BE SURE YOU LEAVE NO CHEST UNLOCKED. And it's like, do I seriously have to burn two more fucking days trying to make a lockpick just to go back and open up. That seems insane.

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        18. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 5 Dec 2019

          Oh cool, it's now letting me have time to build a lockpick but I can't literally go outside for two seconds to cross the street to buy a thing because "i need to rest." What I hate about this game is not that it doesn't let me do things, it's that I DONT KNOW THE RULES.

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        19. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 5 Dec 2019

          Everything is this absurd constantly moving goal post, I'm trying to play it, anticipate it, tackle the hard things. But then it's like NOPE, IM CHANGING THIS UP ON FOR LITERALLY NO REASON BUT I THINK IM HELPING. It's completely infuriating.

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        20. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 5 Dec 2019

          I yell at this game and then it does things like this and I keep playingpic.twitter.com/QWPtpB5MAz

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        21. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 6 Dec 2019

          So I've decided the reason I love this game is because it provides an opportunity to live out one of my deepest, most outlandish fantasies where I go to bed during the evening and get up in the morning.

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        22. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 6 Dec 2019

          This is a good video gamepic.twitter.com/CnLHUjcEVr

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        23. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 6 Dec 2019

          So... folks... there's no good way to say this... I think I just gave the cat bus an orgasm.

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        24. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 7 Dec 2019

          Sorry had a lot of work to do. Have returned! General thoughts so far: -Im playing Joker as a sweetboi -Ann rules -Morgana rules harder -Ryuji is an asshole -Yasuke: sooooooooo they're just letting this manipulative perv in, huh?

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        25. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 9 Dec 2019

          I GOT TO OPERATION MAIDWATCH WHAT IS THIS STORY

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        26. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 9 Dec 2019

          The music in this game is absurdly good.

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        27. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 9 Dec 2019

          How many blackmailers GO to this school????

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        28. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 9 Dec 2019

          WHY WOULD I WANT THIS CREEP TO LIVE WITH ME, THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE, WHY DOES THIS SINGLE CHARACTER MAKE IT FEEL IMPOSSIBLE TO PLAY THIS GAME, WHAT IS WITH THIS FUCKING CHOICE.

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        29. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 9 Dec 2019

          The choice does speak to my lingering super deep worry about the game. Gonna finish it before I make any calls, but from what I see on the psychological landmines on this one. Woof.

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        30. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 9 Dec 2019

          Thank god, the weirdo is going home. Still, other weirdos are now being weird. why so weird.

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        31. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 14 Dec 2019

          UPDATE: Much further into game! -I don't return yasuke's texts -makoto rules especially in bike form -reallllllllly loving the rhythm -lots of Phantom Of The Paradise in this -The relationship with Ms. Kawakami is possibly the weirdest of all time.

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