1. Ive been conditioned to talk to every single possible character thanks to final fantasy games. 2. BUT THIS IS SO WELL DESIGNED AND SMALL AND I GET TO GO TO CAFES AND BATHHOUSES AND BUY GROCERIES I LOVE ITpic.twitter.com/Q7SwGIp43U
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I am now being helped by a heavy metal version of Captain Kidd
I CARE SO MUCH ABOUT THIS POLITICS OF THIS HIGH SCHOOL VOLLEY BALL TEAM.
Oh fuck this is some fatalistic melodramatic soap opera shit!
I'm at the point of the game where, after spacing out the tutorials pretty fairly, I'm about to go into the first dungeon and they thought "right before this climactic moment is the perfect time to give five billion detailed tutorials at once" - this is genuinely awful.
Just had my very first "OH FUCK OFF" - such a break of JRPG etiquette. First mini-boss ever and get through by skin of my teeth- THEN they throw a shit load of bad guys at me that I can "run away from" but not really OH FUCK OFF
Well, gotta do the boss battle over again! THATS FUN, THANKS GAME FOR YOU BULLSHIT LACK OF GUILE.
Like everyone knows you can pull that shit with later bosses. First one? Nope. No way. Fuck off.
I HAVE TO DO THE UNSKIPPABLE CUTSCENES AND TUTORIAL ELEMENTS TOO- WHY DID YOU ALL MAKE ME PLAY THIS GAME, ITS TORTURE ITS ALSO TOTALLY FUCKING FINE AND I'LL BE OVER IT AS SOON AS I BEAT IT AND SUCH IS THE WAY OF JRPGS BUT IM IN THE ANGRY PART NOW AND SO IT SEEMS AN UNENDING HELL
Question: how do I, for the love of god, just go into my damn room and get to make a fucking lockpick again. EVERY TIME I try something else automatically ends my night and doesn't give me time to just fucking do it. Like what the hell.
This game is way, way, way, WAY too dependent on the shittiest stealth mechanics of ambushing / getting ambushed... like does this get better because I'm getting way too annoyed to put up with it, honestly.
The essential problem is I have no understanding of what the "hitbox" is when it comes to detection. It's comically loose at some points and cruelly punishing at others. So everytime I'm detected I don't understand why. AND EVERYTHING DEPENDS ON IT.
FACT: I just turned a pot goblin and half a spectral horse into a little ice wizard man using a couple of magic guillotines.
The thing is that I reeeeeeeeeeeeeally like the overall idea of the mechanics. The going in out of dungeons, the progress, the building skills, but there just moments of execution that uggggh. Like the "joker can't die ever" mechanic is SOME MAJOR BULLSHIT.
I love how mant enemies are like “oh no, my one weakness, guns!”
Question: about to do a calling card and it's literally telling me BE SURE YOU LEAVE NO CHEST UNLOCKED. And it's like, do I seriously have to burn two more fucking days trying to make a lockpick just to go back and open up. That seems insane.
Oh cool, it's now letting me have time to build a lockpick but I can't literally go outside for two seconds to cross the street to buy a thing because "i need to rest." What I hate about this game is not that it doesn't let me do things, it's that I DONT KNOW THE RULES.
Everything is this absurd constantly moving goal post, I'm trying to play it, anticipate it, tackle the hard things. But then it's like NOPE, IM CHANGING THIS UP ON FOR LITERALLY NO REASON BUT I THINK IM HELPING. It's completely infuriating.
I yell at this game and then it does things like this and I keep playingpic.twitter.com/QWPtpB5MAz
So I've decided the reason I love this game is because it provides an opportunity to live out one of my deepest, most outlandish fantasies where I go to bed during the evening and get up in the morning.
So... folks... there's no good way to say this... I think I just gave the cat bus an orgasm.
Sorry had a lot of work to do. Have returned! General thoughts so far: -Im playing Joker as a sweetboi -Ann rules -Morgana rules harder -Ryuji is an asshole -Yasuke: sooooooooo they're just letting this manipulative perv in, huh?
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