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When you cant find your rolling pin...pic.twitter.com/Ifn20vUElA
CRUST FIRST ATTEMPT STUCK TO BOARD LIKE AN ASSHOLE. Lesson learned. Rolled again. Not great, bob.pic.twitter.com/bEqah4JxN9
Update: I have realized why you can't half ass the pie weights. That motherfucker will shrink down if it gets any fucking give. I told you. FLOUR IS AN ASSHOLE.
Different update: cranberry sauce made! Ill admit I hate the wobble jelly, so instead I have a nice textured homemade sauce but the bay, cardamon, and sumac flavor is ACESpic.twitter.com/PmNlFtQUJ3
Did the crust shrink like a fightened turtle? Yes. Did I learn things? Also yes.pic.twitter.com/WvEb51epTi
Well, It’s a pie! ... claire would have notes.pic.twitter.com/3f5XbkU1KA
Today was insane so couldnt update, but... it is done. Overcooked turkey and stuffing a bit. But everything else great. I am exhaustedpic.twitter.com/IUWCbYlIc3
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