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A rock.
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Alternatively: "Cruel Angel's Thesis" but Louder.
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Two guns, challenge it to a duel
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Meditation? Earplugs? :D
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I’d imagine the sound of its natural predator might work. Or a white noise machine.
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Ask it to sing again. Offer it jewels and riches and make it sing until it gets so bored that it flies away. You may then head online and purchase a mechanical nightingale. Disclaimer: These actions may lead to terrifying nightmares unless the Nightingale comes back.
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hulk smash it
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