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    Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 24 May 2019

    An unruly teen just walked by me with banana pressed to his ear like a phone and quietly said, “Bro, I don’t have your banana,” and how do I sign him to a three picture deal.

    3:23 PM - 24 May 2019
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      1. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 25 May 2019

        Im still thinking about this.

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      1. EWC‏ @ebuwycy 24 May 2019
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        Are you sure he's not already making more than you streaming?

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      2. Adrian Cherenkov‏ @AJCherenkov 24 May 2019
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        There's worse choices for a phone

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      3. Adrian Cherenkov‏ @AJCherenkov 24 May 2019
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        He could've been using a hood ornament, or a frog, then it would've been much stranger.

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      1. andrew woods‏ @JimJarmuschHair 24 May 2019
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        First you have to convince him to make up a long twitter thread about accidentally smuggling heroin

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      2. downthewebline‏ @downthewebline 24 May 2019
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        Kind of reminds me of the time I passed a couple guys walking out of a grocery store a decade ago and overheard one say "But that defeats the purpose of the canary." Still thinking about that to this day.

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      3.  🐦SummerThaum! 🐦‏ @ThaumPenguin 24 May 2019
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        Maybe somebody were suggesting a way to protect a coal mine canary? since keeping it alive would mean there's no point in it even being there anymore

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      1. Caston Wood‏ @CastonWood 24 May 2019
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        https://www.instagram.com/p/BH8laUVhE0-/  this is MY favorite banana phone anything

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      1. Gabriel Garcia‏ @gaboebuy75 24 May 2019
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        Was it the Ice King?

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      1. Doodles are Art‏ @AdamWilliams13 24 May 2019
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        That's like... a perfect gag

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