Alas, it's just assholes.
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This is the kind of story where the Hollywood adaptation will have to say, “based on a true story” or no one will believe it.
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I salute him.
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If. Only. This. Was. A. Metaphor.
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But what, I wonder?
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Can I now use this as the purest example of schadenfreude?
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