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    Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 12 Mar 2019

    Random: I just remembered a completely vivid memory of being, like, five years old at Disney Land and walking out of a theater and my back and arms were covered in blood for some reason and then my mom and dad frantically cleaning it off me. Well. Goodnight!

    12:52 AM - 12 Mar 2019
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    • Dame Judi Hench stephanie 💤 Max Boucherat Sad Charlie Chaplin covered in flour Nate Pester Maia de Laria, Bard of Fallen Leaves 🏳️‍🌈 🎃 P§ýCHęđëLVī§ 🎃 Andy olivia
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      2. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 12 Mar 2019

        I asked my mom if she remembered this...pic.twitter.com/NGhE5SXtmZ

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      3. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 13 Mar 2019

        Dad has now weighed into the saga (his emails actually reflect his slow speaking rhythm)pic.twitter.com/whzSeYJlFY

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      4. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 13 Mar 2019

        Also if this did happen, I think being covered in blood registering as a "non event" tells you a lot about my childhood... onto brother.

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      5. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 13 Mar 2019

        Important update: I got the espresso.

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      6. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 14 Mar 2019

        OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WE HAVE HAVE A VAGUE CONFIRMATION FROM BROTHER THAT THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENEDpic.twitter.com/5I6ydxvtpM

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      7. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 14 Mar 2019

        Like for real. I've been going back into a lot of childhood in therapy cause I don't remember much (for lots of reasons). But why the hell was I covered in blood at disneyland when I was 5? Why do my parents not remember it? This happened. We remember it. I swear I remember it.

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      8. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 16 Mar 2019

        After much discussion, my brother and I have concluded that our parents are trying to suppress the memory of them sacrificing our forgotten third brother, Hank, to the Disney Gods.

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      1. Pop Arena‏ @pop_arena 12 Mar 2019
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        You are like a creepypasta who asked the Blue Fairy to be a real boy.

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      1. John Mangrum‏ @jwmangrum 12 Mar 2019
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        Country Bears will mess you up, man

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      1. Edmund‏ @EdmundBorb 12 Mar 2019
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        so...you were an extra on the set of Escape From Tomorrow?

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