“Which pokemon are you?” Me: “I dunno I really donn’t think Ill find one that captures my essence becau- .... oh... nevermind.”pic.twitter.com/FMl6rJFsi7
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“Which pokemon are you?” Me: “I dunno I really donn’t think Ill find one that captures my essence becau- .... oh... nevermind.”pic.twitter.com/FMl6rJFsi7
This seems like a lot of munny for a kid...pic.twitter.com/b1YXVtUQiL
I named my Drowzee Snortbutt but he keeps wiggling his fingers like a mincing WC Fieldspic.twitter.com/bC3Xn6gLKK
This highly-competent business woman just showed up on a water dinosaur to beat up my bullies and OH NO THIS HAS AWOKEN SOMETHING IN MEpic.twitter.com/st0yWQU3Rt
By the way, I went a friend's birthday party last night all of them started doing the terrifying Mr. Mime dance around me and friends are bad don't have them.
After mention lorelai people were saying that word waifu and I now googled that term and WELP. *walks into the sea*
So a diglett is a just a burnt hot dog coming out of the ground?pic.twitter.com/sgdRMW0Z1Q
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