I'm also finally starting to actually remember weaknesses of certain pokemon. It's like oh hey oddish what's up you seem really intimidating OH WAIT MY GUST IS GONNA FUCK ALL YOUR SHIT UP HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH, take that!
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So the weed pokemon literally evolves into my stoner best friend from collegepic.twitter.com/uNZ5iuCyNz
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DAY 3 COMMENCES! (note: this is gonna be the last day of thread? Sometimes ya don't want too much of a good thing? Gotta know when to fold em, etc. Anyway, LETS HAVE POKEFUN).
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“Which pokemon are you?” Me: “I dunno I really donn’t think Ill find one that captures my essence becau- .... oh... nevermind.”pic.twitter.com/FMl6rJFsi7
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I named my Drowzee Snortbutt but he keeps wiggling his fingers like a mincing WC Fieldspic.twitter.com/bC3Xn6gLKK
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This highly-competent business woman just showed up on a water dinosaur to beat up my bullies and OH NO THIS HAS AWOKEN SOMETHING IN MEpic.twitter.com/st0yWQU3Rt
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By the way, I went a friend's birthday party last night all of them started doing the terrifying Mr. Mime dance around me and friends are bad don't have them.
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After mention lorelai people were saying that word waifu and I now googled that term and WELP. *walks into the sea*
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So a diglett is a just a burnt hot dog coming out of the ground?pic.twitter.com/sgdRMW0Z1Q
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Folks folks folks FOLKS... there is a kangaroo dinosaur in this game named KANGAS KHANpic.twitter.com/H4fygtDFZb
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OH IM SORRY! THEY DON'T DIE IN BATTLE! ONLY BECAUSE THEY GET SICK AND DIE LIKE PETS DO. THIS DOESN'T MAKE IT BETTER. I CAN COGNITIVE DISSONANCE THAT MY CAT ISN'T GONNA DIE IN ANIME BATTLE. BUT I SURE CANT WITH POKECANCER.
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THERE ARE EVIL GHOST CHANNELING NUNS IN THIS GAME. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HAPPY FISHERMEN AND YOUNGSTERS. I DONT LIKE THIS IT GOES TO BAD MEMORIESpic.twitter.com/VJSIQOqtaU
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Okay honest strategy question. I been leveling up 3 mains, the other three are kind of a rotation of different types. But I keep finding new better stronger versions of those monsters than my named originals. wat i do.
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I TRIED ENTERING THE GARDEN GYM AND SOME GIRL SAID SHE NEEDED TO SEE A CUTE POKEMON AND THE SCREEN WENT DARK AND SHE MADE NOISES AND TALKED ABOUT ITS SMEEL THEN SHE RAN AWAY DID... DID SOMETHING JUST HAPPEN... HOW DO I PUT HER IN PERVERT JAIL.
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I have joined team chaotic queer and I like it. JUST TRY TO STOP MEpic.twitter.com/eJztT5WTCh
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SORRY I WAS WRITING. I CANT JUST POKEMON FOR A LIVING.
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I literally just said “time to make an omelette!” To myself. Alone in my house.pic.twitter.com/OuPblagyY8
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I feel like this guys spirit is trapped forever and i feel sad nowpic.twitter.com/E092HmX1yO
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