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So far i've just looked around my house and this is already the most pleasant thing i've ever experienced.
wait wait wait WAIT wait wait... WAIT. I have heard jokes made about this before but I thought it was a slight exaggeration of one element... BUT THIS GAME REALLY IS JUST A CUTE DOGFIGHTING SIMULATOR!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
I have concluded that the cute dogfighting is fun and I will use my powers of cognitive dissonance the leap over this staggering gulf of a troubling theme.
Me, 5 hours ago: "What's a pokelmorn?" Me, right now: "I WOULD DIE FOR MY ANIMAL BABIES."
Who the hell are these dickbagspic.twitter.com/7Uk4te2UEr
My friend just referred to them as 'MY FAVORITE POKEMON CHAOTIC QUEERS" and whatever that means I am here for it. So far they just assumed annoyed by me and jumpy.
you have just stumbled onto gay culture my friend
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