I think I'm going to do an odd experiment... I am going to play the new pokemon game for switch. I have literally never played pokemon before and I know nothing about it or the world... Will be reporting back...
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So far i've just looked around my house and this is already the most pleasant thing i've ever experienced.
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wait wait wait WAIT wait wait... WAIT. I have heard jokes made about this before but I thought it was a slight exaggeration of one element... BUT THIS GAME REALLY IS JUST A CUTE DOGFIGHTING SIMULATOR!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
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I have concluded that the cute dogfighting is fun and I will use my powers of cognitive dissonance the leap over this staggering gulf of a troubling theme.
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Me, 5 hours ago: "What's a pokelmorn?" Me, right now: "I WOULD DIE FOR MY ANIMAL BABIES."
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My friend just referred to them as 'MY FAVORITE POKEMON CHAOTIC QUEERS" and whatever that means I am here for it. So far they just assumed annoyed by me and jumpy.
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Meowth's characterization is confusing me. He's clearly being abused and ridiculed by his rocket bosses. He is also the spiritual heir to Snarf. Confusing.
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All the children and teenz in this world are really confident.
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Per the suggestion of
@overlordgopher it is now Lebronix... IT WAS RIGHT THEREShow this thread -
Awww what a dapper young lad! ... ...... WHY DOES HE HAVE A WHIP AND A LOLLYpic.twitter.com/AdErVMIguN
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Post-defeat, every child looks like I just murdered their parents right in front of them. The happy music makes it downright Lynchianpic.twitter.com/wiCqtpzZXN
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I can't help it but I really, really, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeally feel like I'm murdering everyone's pets and taking all their money. This game is some cold ass shit.
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I just encountered my first Squirtle. I have heard this name many many times in pop culture references and never seen one. The second he popped in I couldn't stop laughing for a good 15 seconds.
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Okay bedtime for now. More later. Thank you for going along on this journey with me. So far I have one definitive conclusion. "This is a good video game."pic.twitter.com/zL55eulVUj
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*restlessly can't sleep* Are my strong pet children happy in their pokeballs!??! what even goes on in there. Is it like the tardis in there? OR Am I keeping them in confined kennels?? ARE THEY OKAY AND HAPPY AND BEING PET LIKE GOOD BOYS.
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Aside from finally understanding a friend’s handle, how am I supposed to get anything with perpetually confused psyduck following me around? He is my large adult son.pic.twitter.com/mxUa4A61Tj
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WE ARE CUTE LITTLE FRENCH SAILOR BOYS NOW. WE DID NO ONE TELL ME WE COULD BECOME CUTE LITTLE FRENCH SAILOR BOYS I WOULD HAVE BOUGHT THIS MUCH SOONERpic.twitter.com/wglOBE7Rl1
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I keep reading "poke balls" as "poke bowls" and at this point I would literally murder any one of you with my bare hands for a good poke bowl.
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