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    1. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 28 Dec 2018

      Equally creepy? The skylight that USED TO BE THERE and got badly filled in...pic.twitter.com/gaayBPysKh

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    2. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 28 Dec 2018

      To set precedence with OLD HOUSE SHIT, one time I was playing around in the basement with my friend elliot and we moved a wooden plank and there was just a DOOR THERE. Being kids, he dared me. I opened it... we found a secret prohibition era liquor hiding spot!

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    3. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 28 Dec 2018

      FOLKS WE HAVE MOVEMENT

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    4. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 28 Dec 2018

      I swear to f-in god, the second I hit record it died down, can you hear it at the beginning? My heart is beating a million beats per secondpic.twitter.com/lLsb4opCQF

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    5. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 28 Dec 2018

      I'm gonna turn off the lights and see if that gets more movement...

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    6. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 28 Dec 2018

      OKAY MORE MOVEMENT. It was too quick to record. There's a bunch of plastic bags with some old clothes and toys in there. Imagine the sound of something crawling on top of them. I swear I heard a full "step" ...

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    7. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 28 Dec 2018

      Soooooo I've been lying in the dark for a half hour, barely breathing, frozen solid... maybe I need to rethink this.

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    8. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 29 Dec 2018

      Ok it's 3am so I'm gonna try to sleep somehow. I have my phone ready to try and recording if the noise happens... But tomorrow morning, under the sunlight of a benevolent god, I will venture in...

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    9. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 29 Dec 2018

      OK I JUST CAUGHT THE SOUND AMD RECORDED, BUT ALL I HEAR IS AMBIENT NOISE... IS THIS A TELL-TALE HEART THING!?!!? AM I INSANE? WTFpic.twitter.com/fbUDglrnJ5

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    10. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 29 Dec 2018

      hi im still up why did i think i would sleep tonight

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      Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 29 Dec 2018

      Ok i slept and am still alive... i think its time to open UNDER THE MAGICAL HEALING LIGHT OF DAY

      10:13 AM - 29 Dec 2018
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        2. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 29 Dec 2018

          Okay...im going to open it....pic.twitter.com/7UVP6Cz4hE

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        3. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 29 Dec 2018

          Folks... there’s no more bags in there. Just this creepy ass bookcase pressed RIGHT NEAR THE DOORpic.twitter.com/YlAt9jt4Vg

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        4. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 29 Dec 2018

          For more context, my house is some haunted shit. This is steps to my BASEMENTpic.twitter.com/Vjj9QCtEc0

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        5. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 29 Dec 2018

          Yup, nothings going to murder you down here!pic.twitter.com/osHbZwDKw2

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        6. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 29 Dec 2018

          Imagine being a kid and having to do laundry by yourself down here...pic.twitter.com/ZiqCsZDqpq

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        7. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 29 Dec 2018

          Oh, and this is where my friend Elliot and I once found A MYSTERIOUS DOOR WITH A NUMBER ON IT BEHIND A FAKE WALL... inside? ... a prohibition era booze hideaway. We kept some of the bottles!pic.twitter.com/6pngaoG7bA

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        8. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 29 Dec 2018

          Our “play room” as kids i swear to god was this damn attic...pic.twitter.com/c9UUsqCDcH

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        9. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 29 Dec 2018

          Things are too scary so heres some eggs benedict I just made!pic.twitter.com/ALXowfGDkm

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        10. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 29 Dec 2018

          I am now going to ask my mom about the noises in the side attic (which I keep trying to spell "attack")

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        11. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 29 Dec 2018

          ...pic.twitter.com/ZT56eoKWbc

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        12. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 29 Dec 2018

          .......pic.twitter.com/9uiGJcvUqF

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        13. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 29 Dec 2018

          .........pic.twitter.com/VddiKHJKfB

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        14. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 29 Dec 2018

          ....................pic.twitter.com/R0N6nPbZki

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        15. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 29 Dec 2018

          I just investigated with my mom. Her, immediately: "Oh I thought I put that bookcase in the corner." NOPE. FUCK THAT. OUT. DONE. END THREAD. MOVES OUT. BURNS HOUSE. SALTS EARTH.

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        16. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 30 Dec 2018

          I've been thinking about this spooky fun thread and the problem is that I've never been someone who can leave well enough alone.

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        17. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 30 Dec 2018

          For I could talk about all the usual conclusions people make when it comes to "Haunted New England Stories" and I think it's unsurprising that this beautiful, old, odd wooded land with their little cute colonial houses are full of old puritanical ghosts.

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        18. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 30 Dec 2018

          The kinds leftover for archaic witch burnings and silent vows. And so I could talk about how the weird noise in my side attack ties into some deeper external lore that fits the area to a T...

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        19. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 30 Dec 2018

          But the problem is that it's all just an achingly clear metaphor. The houses are just like human beings, projecting normalcy and quaintness, but actually filled demons of regret, pain, secrets, fear, and the barren parts of stone that hide within.

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        20. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 30 Dec 2018

          Most of the time, they're all gathering cobwebs with a dusty forgotten bookshelf that's been left behind. No, these aren't external fears, these are the parts within ourselves. And the simple truth is that New England isn't haunted... New Englanders are.

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