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    Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 28 Dec 2018

    The following is 100% true. My childhood room has a little old side attic that I used to put my toys in (now it's just full of old attic stuff). Late at night I would hear monster noises of things creeping and calling around in it and my mom, naturally, would say "no you don't."

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      2. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 28 Dec 2018

        As in "go back to bed there are no monsters." But when I got older it would still happen and I figured oh, it's like raccoons or some shit, but because I'm not a victim in a horror movie, there's no way I was investigating that myself.

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      3. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 28 Dec 2018

        So I think I finally convinced my mom to hire a pest person or something, but they found nothing. And besides, it would only happen some nights not every night, etc. So I just went on, figuring whatever animal in there would die or something.

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      4. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 28 Dec 2018

        Then years later I came back to visit and I HEARD IT AGAIN like, "holy shit. Whatever it is in still in there." I waited til morning, went in and saw no signs than an animal had been in there whatsoever. I couldn't even find where one would get in.

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      5. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 28 Dec 2018

        So this happens sometimes when I visit. And only when the lights are off in my bedroom... And it's happening... right now. IM SCARED I DONT WANT TO GO IN WHAT DO I DO.

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      6. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 28 Dec 2018

        And yes: I'm waiting til it makes the noise again so I can record it.

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      7. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 28 Dec 2018

        Update: Haven't heard anything. This is the problem, it always plays into that horror movie logic where I try to document and then NOTHING. Which means IT IS MOST DEFINITELY A HORROR ENTITY THAT IS MESSING WITH ME.

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      8. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 28 Dec 2018

        Still no thing

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      9. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 28 Dec 2018

        For those who doubt, here is the TOTALLY NOT CREEPY culprit closet...pic.twitter.com/Tfczmkq5a4

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      10. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 28 Dec 2018

        Equally creepy? The skylight that USED TO BE THERE and got badly filled in...pic.twitter.com/gaayBPysKh

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      11. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 28 Dec 2018

        To set precedence with OLD HOUSE SHIT, one time I was playing around in the basement with my friend elliot and we moved a wooden plank and there was just a DOOR THERE. Being kids, he dared me. I opened it... we found a secret prohibition era liquor hiding spot!

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      12. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 28 Dec 2018

        FOLKS WE HAVE MOVEMENT

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      13. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 28 Dec 2018

        I swear to f-in god, the second I hit record it died down, can you hear it at the beginning? My heart is beating a million beats per secondpic.twitter.com/lLsb4opCQF

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      14. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 28 Dec 2018

        I'm gonna turn off the lights and see if that gets more movement...

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      15. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 28 Dec 2018

        OKAY MORE MOVEMENT. It was too quick to record. There's a bunch of plastic bags with some old clothes and toys in there. Imagine the sound of something crawling on top of them. I swear I heard a full "step" ...

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      16. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 28 Dec 2018

        Soooooo I've been lying in the dark for a half hour, barely breathing, frozen solid... maybe I need to rethink this.

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      17. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 29 Dec 2018

        Ok it's 3am so I'm gonna try to sleep somehow. I have my phone ready to try and recording if the noise happens... But tomorrow morning, under the sunlight of a benevolent god, I will venture in...

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      18. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 29 Dec 2018

        OK I JUST CAUGHT THE SOUND AMD RECORDED, BUT ALL I HEAR IS AMBIENT NOISE... IS THIS A TELL-TALE HEART THING!?!!? AM I INSANE? WTFpic.twitter.com/fbUDglrnJ5

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      19. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 29 Dec 2018

        hi im still up why did i think i would sleep tonight

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      20. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 29 Dec 2018

        Ok i slept and am still alive... i think its time to open UNDER THE MAGICAL HEALING LIGHT OF DAY

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      21. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 29 Dec 2018

        Okay...im going to open it....pic.twitter.com/7UVP6Cz4hE

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      22. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 29 Dec 2018

        Folks... there’s no more bags in there. Just this creepy ass bookcase pressed RIGHT NEAR THE DOORpic.twitter.com/YlAt9jt4Vg

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      23. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 29 Dec 2018

        For more context, my house is some haunted shit. This is steps to my BASEMENTpic.twitter.com/Vjj9QCtEc0

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      24. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 29 Dec 2018

        Yup, nothings going to murder you down here!pic.twitter.com/osHbZwDKw2

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      25. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 29 Dec 2018

        Imagine being a kid and having to do laundry by yourself down here...pic.twitter.com/ZiqCsZDqpq

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      26. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 29 Dec 2018

        Oh, and this is where my friend Elliot and I once found A MYSTERIOUS DOOR WITH A NUMBER ON IT BEHIND A FAKE WALL... inside? ... a prohibition era booze hideaway. We kept some of the bottles!pic.twitter.com/6pngaoG7bA

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      27. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 29 Dec 2018

        Our “play room” as kids i swear to god was this damn attic...pic.twitter.com/c9UUsqCDcH

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      28. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 29 Dec 2018

        Things are too scary so heres some eggs benedict I just made!pic.twitter.com/ALXowfGDkm

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      29. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 29 Dec 2018

        I am now going to ask my mom about the noises in the side attic (which I keep trying to spell "attack")

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      30. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 29 Dec 2018

        ...pic.twitter.com/ZT56eoKWbc

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      31. Film Crit Hulk‏ @FilmCritHULK 29 Dec 2018

        .......pic.twitter.com/9uiGJcvUqF

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