borrow a (young) cat
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an inch of citrus dish soap, an inch of water, and a few drops of apple cider vinegar in a glass! You'll catch it!
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Get a shirt, wring it up, wack that fucker out of the sky and step on it.
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I lay me down to rest, flick off the light, And hear the buzzing sound of fly in flight. The fluffy, floating clouds of sleep all flee, And in a flash I know: it’s him or me.
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I watch unflustered as he fleetly flits, ‘Til on the floor - on floral rug - he sits And flintily I flop my slipper - SPLAT! Unflinchingly, I squash the flellow flat.
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Use Windex with vinegar. Spray that SOB when it lands. Fly dead. Surface cleaned. It's a win-win.
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Can of hairspray and a lighter. Job done.
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Is your fly a metaphor, too?
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