AND: I won't leave the final load in the dryer for a week
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Aka febreze shaming
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As your housewife I’m offended you don’t know I eschew Febreze in favor of Laundress Fabric Fresh Spray (classic scent)
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"ah yes time to do the quarterly laundry again"
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Clean clothes are for morning me to worry about
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...why must you expose us this way


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For me, it's putting away laundry. I've got plenty of clean clothes, but dammed if I can find a matching pair of socks
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No one noticed I was wearing different colored socks during my last bar shift, and for that i am eternally grateful
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The only time this wasn’t the case was when I had in suite laundry
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Doing laundry takes me a few hours. Putting it away takes 5-7 business days.
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