And everyone LAUGHED at me when I took those poetry classes in college! WHO IS LAUGHING NOW!??!
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Nice!
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I judge myself for not realizing what movie this was until my brain shouted Mad Max Fury Road 2 minutes later.
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oh nice, is that your actual favourite movie ever now? that’s fucking awesome
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There once was a bear from Peru, Who's duffel coat was so fine and so blue, But the bear he was framed, For the theft of a book he was blamed, And the legends of treasure were true
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A hero obsessed with his fear toppled mob bosses for years. Til a clown came around, put his ex-lover down, then blew her up just for the cheers.
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Four guys got a ghost then stick It in a trap shaped like a brick Ray didn't say he was a god Had to fight a big marshmallow bod And yes, this man has no dick
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Teen John Conner was tracked By a liquid metal robot that attacked An Austrian cyborg offered shelter The cyborgs died in a smelter But in the sequel he would be back
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On Pride Rock, Mufasa and his wife Ruled fairly, but there was still strife. The uncle took power But Simba saved the hour, and Took his place in the Circle of Life
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It's hard just to know what you'll gain When following strangers in pain It's an emotional ride When all their worlds collide Once frogs fall along with the rain
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this is double amusing in that I thought it was DEFINITELY gonna be about pain and gain.
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