Anika the Aardvark

It's been over a year since I worked at Google and they're still fucking up my day because of the mistake of working there.

You know, they really should have mentioned when they were trying to recruit me that one of the benefits they offer was that they'd tell the medical insurance I've had for years some gender they guessed, ensuring I'd get misgendered every time I foolishly go into a pharmacy.

GOOGLE FOR THE LAST TIME, WHEN IT COMES TO YOU, MY PRONOUNS ARE FUCK/YOU

And fuck you too Kaiser Permanente. In what imaginary bullshit world does it make sense to update a customer's medical record with the gender their JOB tells you, overwriting the one the patient told you?

You really think the people I work for have a better idea of my gender than me? What the fuck is that nonsense?

Doctor: what's your gender? Me: oh I don't know you'll have to talk to my manager, that's above my pay grade