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Alex Fernie

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I perform at UCB, write/direct things like Childrens Hospital, Bajillion Dollar Propertie$, Hotwives of Orlando and I drink milkshakes. Now you know me.

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    Alex Fernie‏ @FernieCommaAlex 1 Oct 2020

    Just to be clear, if Zachary Taylor had spent all of 1850 loudly yelling "I can eat as much cherries and milk as I want and I will NEVER get life-threatening diarrhea", that would have been funny too.

    11:49 PM - 1 Oct 2020
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      1. Alex Fernie‏ @FernieCommaAlex 1 Oct 2020

        (This one was just for me. It's a big night, I'm allowed to treat myself.)

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      1. JOEAWESOMEJOE‏ @joeuhlarik 1 Oct 2020
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        Deep cut

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      1. Brigitte Bardont‏ @blondnotbomb 1 Oct 2020
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        Best take of the night.

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      2. Lee Manning‏ @TrailerLot16 1 Oct 2020
        Replying to @FernieCommaAlex

        Personally, I would've gone for William Henry Harrison not wearing a coat in DC in March

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      3. Allie the Editor‏ @AllieTheEditor 2 Oct 2020
        Replying to @TrailerLot16 @FernieCommaAlex

        Idk... ALL of Garfield's doctors explaining that it's totes fine they poke at his bullet wound with their dirty fingers- 20 years after Germ Theory was announced

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      1. Zach Reino‏ @ZachReino 1 Oct 2020
        Replying to @FernieCommaAlex

        CHERRIES AND MILK

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      2. Alex Fernie‏ @FernieCommaAlex 2 Oct 2020
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        Seeing the word “diarrhea” written out is one of life’s finest pleasures.

        1 reply 0 retweets 35 likes
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      1. ACAB Pocky‏ @jose602x 2 Oct 2020
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        pic.twitter.com/vf0VMGgB53

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      1. Falstaff P. Flagler  🥏‏ @KoskiRich 2 Oct 2020
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        Reagan: Don't worry about me, I'm bulletproof!

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