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Arizona better chill before Hollywood makes us all watch Footloose 3.
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Arizona bill, SB1698, would ban "dressing in clothes other than your assigned gender" while "singing, dancing, and monologuing" in public. 15 year jail sentences and sex offender registry. I sing, dance, and monologue to my kid all the time. This would criminalize me.
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12. "DRAG SHOW" MEANS A SHOW OR PERFORMANCE FOR ENTERTAINMENT DURING WHICH A SINGLE PERFORMER OR GROUP OF PERFORMERS DO BOTH OF THE FOLLOWING:

(a) DRESS IN CLOTHING AND USE MAKEUP AND OTHER PHYSICAL MARKERS OPPOSITE OF THE PERFORMER'S OR GROUP OF PERFORMERS' GENDERS AT BIRTH TO EXAGGERATE GENDER SIGNIFIERS AND ROLES.

(b) ENGAGE IN SINGING, DANCING OR A MONOLOGUE OR SKIT IN ORDER TO ENTERTAIN AN AUDIENCE OF TWO OR MORE PEOPLE
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So what’s the bear case for the economy now? Inflation is decreasing while jobs are strong and the FED is stupid and will intentionally destroy the economy?
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Yes, this should be illegal. A single email should be enough to terminate a contract like this. How many millions are stolen from customers who just didn't jump through the right hoops in time?
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I tried to cancel an LA fitness membership in 2020. I am still a member 3 years later because they took me through hoops to cancel. It's interesting how gyms and Pilate studios make it easy to sign up online or in an app but impossible to cancel. This should be illegal
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Prediction, people laughing at the test mule Cybertruck are going to look pretty foolish once the final version is shown. Same people who called it vaporware for years but don't mind that GM promised 30 EVs by 2023.
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Both are nice but that red is just awesome.
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More from my amazing visit to @Tesla #Berlin #Brandenburg New colors: Quicksilver and Midnight Cherry Red "highly-pigmented metallic paint, designed to change depending on viewing angle & light, up to 13 layers of paint for depth.”Magnificent to see🤩🤩
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I'm seeing people saying "I will stop using the Netflix now that they don't allow sharing." A. Nobody cares because you aren't a customer. B. This tells me you are too young to have experienced cable. Go give it a shot and report back in a few months.
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"Urr can't drive EVs in the cold." 🥴
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NEWS: @Tesla Model S LR sets new record for winter distance in most comprehensive test ever in Norway 🇳🇴. Model S did a whopping 530km up form 521km, while second place was Mercedes EQE 300 with 409km #ExtendingTheLeadershipPosition motor.no/bil/na-starter
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I think BlackRock now owns more than 5% of Tesla.
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I think BlackRock just disclosed a massive position in $TSLA worth 159,134,439 shares links.tesla.com/u/click?_t=8fc
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Leaning more towards Jpow giving us a .50 spanking today than I was previously. Nothing has really broken, despite the general trends really showing slowdowns and lower inflation.
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I get that people hyphenate their last names sometimes when they get married, and kids sometimes too. What happens when two hypen kids get married? Smith-Jones marries Jonson-Williams, do they change names (or their kid's names) to Smith-Jones-Jonson-Williams?
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Reuters really does amazing reporting. Did you know that most of the model Ys that are totaled have less than 10k miles on them? It's almost like Model Ys were only produced in the past 2 years or something. Oh wait, that's exactly right. People got paid to write this.
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I'm Kickstarting a new product that will save journalists 50% of their time in writing articles. Early buyers will save and purchase will be only $99.99.
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I can't imagine spending this much time worrying about what someone else might think of me. Some people need to find a real problem in their life to worry about.
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Thanks to Twitter now I know that there is a huge conspiracy to destroy global food supply courtesy of Bill Gates, George Soros, and the Lizard people.
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How did one of the largest egg production plants burn down during a national egg shortage?
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Avatar 2 Pitch Meeting “So remember that guy who was a marine and then turned into a blue alien? He was cool right?” *rails line of cocaine “Ok so that guy…but he has annoying teenagers.”
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