Felis Impurrator

@FelisImpurrator

Pun maker, shitposter, actual cats in a trenchcoat. Occasionally NSFW, mostly in my follows.

The Imperium of Catkind
Vrijeme pridruživanja: prosinac 2010.
Rođen/a 30. lipnja

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    22. sij

    I don't like labels generally, but I go by "non-binary" because it's technically correct and I can make jokes about quantum computing. Anything else involving gender is something I just don't want to get entangled with.

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  2. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    30. sij

    Hey guys uh I got the new frame but idk how to fashion him??? I could use some suggestions thanks ❤️❤️

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  3. 30. sij
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    27. sij

    Large boulder the size of a small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in the area.

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    29. sij
    Odgovor korisnicima

    I have warned about the large boulders that were on the ice road and which were probably small boulders Forgive me they were confusing so sweet and so cold

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    29. sij

    finally some good fucking food

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    I present to you CANS and SUPHEAD

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    28. sij

    I don't make the rules sorry

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    29. sij

    Ah yes, the fluffening continues

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    29. sij

    久しぶりのイラスト

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  11. 30. sij

    And/or: "you disagreed with me so you must be [whatever identity/demographic is easiest to blame for problems in my personal worldview]"

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  12. 30. sij

    Twitter rage in a shellnut: -say a thing -someone gets mad because they read the thing as meaning the exact opposite of what you said based on one word or phrase they didn't like -rage ensues because you totally said [the opposite of the original thing] -repeat

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    29. sij

    m̶̬͕̃̌ō̸̪̟̠ḿ̴̦͖̃ ̸̯̭̈́̂͠s̷̜̮̀ͅå̸̹͝ḭ̵̈d̵̲̖͌͆ ̸͎̖͠Ĩ̴̗͕̰ ̶̖̒̓͆ć̶̪à̷͔̮̅͛ń̴̝͍̻́͠ ̴̦̰͂́ͅh̴̬̽̃͒à̸̦͠͝ṽ̸̝̯̽͋e̴͙͚̋̇̂ ̶̛̠̳a̴̼̺̋͂̌ ̶͓̞̓͌͜s̴͚̫͌͘m̵̞̞̞̓ȏ̷̖͈l̶̖̎̔͆ ̴̲̗̆c̵̗͈̈́r̴͚͙̈͒y̴̦̠͍̅̉̂p̷̺͍͖͑͐͝t̸̩̭̭͌̔̑į̴͕̈d̴͖̹̂ ̶̫͈̓̆̌ͅa̶͔̟̐͂͘s̷̨͔̈̀̐ ̴̳͂̒å̴̡ͅ ̸͎̈̒̈t̶̨̠͙̒r̶͈͎̚e̷̅̑͜a̶̱͋͠t̸͚͚̙̏͂

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    29. sij
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    29. sij

    I made a goose that destroys your computer Download it free here:

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  16. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    28. sij

    I am the author behind this now viral tweet. I own my mistake, and now I rock it.

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  17. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    27. sij

    Disliking a ship: ✅ "sorry, this is my nOTP" ❎ "xyz shippers should d*e" ✅ "tag your contents so I can block/mute this ship" ❎ baseless criminal accusations against creators ✅ "gonna vent in private chat about this nOTP" ❎ "hold on I'm about to do funny cyberbully"

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    28. sij
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    29. sij

    "That's gross" is an opinion, not a fact. "That's disgusting" is an opinion, not a fact. "That's ugly" is an opinion, not a fact. Disgust is subjective, it can't be a measurement of rightness/morality, what you find gross may be appealing to other person, deal with it.

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  20. 30. sij

    I never asked for this (and don't know what it is) but it sounds like a good thing so let's do this

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    28. sij

    most embarrassing email exchange I ever had: - Sent an email - They replied & called me "Mautice" - I reply with a stink about how my name is properly spelled and that it's actually really important to me - They told me to check my 1st email - I had misspelled my own name

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