Felipe Torres Medina

@FelipeTorresMed

UCB person. Contributor . My views are my own. I think? Do you think should they should be?

New York, NY
Joined September 2013

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  1. I don't know who this girl is but her answer speaks to me deeply.

  2. No one on this bus cries when they get a boo boo.

  3. When I was 7, my grandma and my aunt genuinely believed Pokémon and DBZ were satanic. Maybe they still do.

  4. More lyk Ghost in the sHELL! All those japanese cartoons are satanic.Open ur eyes

  5. In reply to

    . UPDATE: The actors are gone, and now I'm back to being a decent 5.

  6. Democratic Whores is the perfect name for a riot grrrl band

  7. I'm at an artsy café sitting next to a group of actors and I've never felt uglier in my life.

  8. What if there is nothing under Sia's wig? Like, what if her face is just her mouth?

  9. If I get an artist visa, I want to be referred to exclusively as "The Artist" or "Mr. Artist" or maybe "Monsieur L'Artiste"

  10. My greatest fear of achieving success is that I can't pretend I'm a talentless hack, and that's literally half of my comedy.

  11. Just saw a drooling dog waiting for its owner outside a shop, so my day is already going better than yours.

  12. This country's immigration laws are such fucking whack. Why.

  13. Plot Twist: is actually Supreme Leader Snoke! Pls confirm

  14. When the copywriter at a top dating app doesn't know "affect v. Effect"

  15. When the person who replaced you at a job you left bc they can't sponsor you has worse spelling than you.

  16. Felipe Torres Medina followed , and
  17. But I guess getting a frowny face and an I'm sorry via Twitter DM makes up for it.

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