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Department of Fear 🇺🇸
@FearDept
timendi causa est nescire
Washington, D.C.feardepartment.comJoined May 2010

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We haven’t heard of a senior executive at a corporate partner or cabinet member of a government dropping dead recently. Nor a senator, congressman, or member of a parliament. Our friends and colleagues seem to be doing something right. 😉
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A proxy war is no substitute for getting our own troops hands bloody. We haven’t launched an attack on a nation, decimated it, decapitated its government, etc. in 12 years.
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GADDAFI at the UN (2009): "Capitalist companies produce viruses so that they can generate and sell vaccinations... If the vaccines were free, you'd see that many of these unknown viruses would stop appearing and spreading."
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Our White House has extended its ban on the entry of pureblood foreigners into Pharmaland (aka Homeland) at least until mid-April.
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JUST IN — US extends COVID-19 vaccine air travel mandate for non-US nationals set to expire Jan 8th 2023 until April 10th 2023. tsa.gov/sites/default/
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Suggested New Years Resolutions - Get boosted early and often - Cover my face in public - Save to buy new electric cars - Ask everyone their pronouns - Stop eating meat, eggs & dairy - Ask doc to put me on more drugs - Take pride in my obesity - Fear the latest thing
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If we harness the power malnutrition, we can reduce the number of citizens of excessive height.
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The New York Times ran an op-ed arguing that shorter people are better because they have a smaller carbon footprint 💀 notthebee.com/article/the-ne
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Doctor not familiar with the relevant studies (see above), but knows-it-all. Such professionals have proven extremely useful to us!
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As a physician I believe Damar Hamlin was likely suffering from commotio cordis where a blow to the chest at a precise moment in the electrical cycle stops the heart. Those trying to tie this to vaccine status to project their unscientific beliefs are terrible, horrible people.
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Our media partners won’t be mentioning this study, that’s for sure.
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Peer reviewed paper published in March, 2021. "Myocarditis may increase the risk of life-threatening ventricular arrhythmias caused by blunt impact to the chest, particularly in contact sports." academic.oup.com/ehjcr/article/
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Our Pharma partner is preparing to run a new mRNA experiment targeting Africans.
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$BNTX BioNTech starts human trial to test malaria vaccine based on its mRNA technology. BioNTech's malaria project will also establish vaccine production in Africa. reuters.com/business/healt
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From its first appearance in Africa—where hardly anyone got jabbed yet hardly anyone dies of COVID—there was never any doubt Omicron was a milder strain. Nevertheless we still managed to scare citizens into accepting many cruel restrictions in 2022.
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We don't even know if omicron is dangerous, but in the interest of creating maximum fear this Christmas we're shutting everything down. huffpost.com/entry/omicron-
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Obviously you can't say, "if you don't give up all your freedoms you might catch a cold." You have to phrase it the right way. That's why a Department of Fear is necessary. Despite only having a mild strain of COVID to work with, in 2022 we took fear to the next level.
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To scare everybody this New Year's Eve, our WHO chief plans to "inform effective response" to the outbreak in China, which everyone knows would be a disaster. 😂
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My team met with #China representatives virtually to discuss the current surge in #COVID19 cases. @WHO again stressed the importance of transparency and regular sharing of data to formulate accurate risk assessments and to inform effective response. who.int/news/item/30-1
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Unvaccinated foreigners are prohibited from visiting the United States* but are free to enter Mainland China. __ * Unless they trespass our southern border.
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Travellers to China from abroad will only need to have a negative Covid-19 test within 48 hours to enter the country from 8 Jan. No quarantine, no proof of vaccination. wsj.com/articles/china
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