Jon Gruden

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  1. Retweeted
    18 Aug 2016

    Show off the best football play of all time this season, man. Get yours here:

  2. Apr 27

    What a great pick by the Texans. Deshaun Watson is the missing piece to their puzzle, man. Houston we solved a problem

  3. Apr 27

    Patrick Mahomes II's new home is Kansas City. This guy knows how to throw the football I'll tell ya what. There's no place like Mahomes man

  4. Apr 27

    Jamal Adams was a high draft pick to the Jets who get really high in the sky. That just blew my mind into next Tuesday, man

  5. Apr 27

    Corey Davis is going to make the Titans a team to remember, man. Just like that one movie. I can't seem to think of the name right now

  6. Apr 27

    Leonard Fournette went from being a tiger to being a jaguar. Wow. That's something you only see on National Geographic, man. That's wild

  7. Apr 27

    I'll yell ya what. Watching Solomon Thomas get a solo tackle just blows my mind, man. Solotackle Thomas. What a great pick by San Francisco

  8. Apr 27

    Mitchell Trubisky and the Bears will go together like a good breakfast, man. Call him Mitchell Trubiscuit and pass me the gravy

  9. Apr 27

    Myles Garrett to Cleveland. Wow. He has such good vision on the field that I call him Myles Carrot. Those things are great for your eyes man

  10. Apr 26

    Marshawn Lynch coming out of retirement is like the McRib coming back to McDonald's, man. Wow. He's a McRaider now. I'm lovin it

  11. Apr 21

    I have my own promo code on , man. If Tony Romo had one he'd be a Tony Promo. Try to wrap your head around that one. Wow

  12. Apr 21

    I'll tell ya what, let me give you guys a discount on NFL tickets. It's Christmas in April, man. What a time to be alive

  13. Apr 20

    The NFL schedule coming out is like watching a preview for a good movie that doesn't come out for a while. I want popcorn right now, man

  14. Feb 28

    What in formation

  15. Feb 6

    Everyone is saying that Tom Brady is a goat now. That's wild, man. He's going to struggle throwing next season, goats don't have thumbs

  16. Feb 5

    Wow. I can't feel my arms, man. What a comeback. The New England Patriots are Super Bowl Champions. What a time to be alive

  17. Feb 5

    Wow. First ever overtime game in Super Bowl history. This is like ordering a 6 piece McNugget and getting 7. I'm loving it, man

  18. Feb 5

    Wow. Tom Brady was like a clumsy cashier on that drive the way he was dropping dimes out there. This is unbelievable, man

  19. Feb 5

    I don't believe what I just saw. Julian Edelman with an unbelievable catch, man. Wow My head just exploded into a million pieces

  20. Feb 5

    To get back in this ball game I'd like to see New England run Flamingo Slot 22 Harambe Butter. That's one heck of a play, man

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