Fake Bo Pelini

@FauxPelini

Coach, yeller, philanthropist, anger manager. Contributor at The Athletic. (Parody account) FauxPelini@gmail.com

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Joined December 2010
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  1. Apr 3

    ICYMI, Dear Faux Pelini: Can men with ponytails be trusted?

    3 replies 6 retweets 28 likes
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  2. Retweeted
    Apr 3
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    No shit. Michigan did too

    10 replies 1 retweet 17 likes
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  3. Apr 2

    Oh my god Villanova had championship hats printed already

    27 replies 127 retweets 1,455 likes
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  4. Apr 2

    . do you guys practice 3 point shots every day

    3 replies 101 retweets 890 likes
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  5. Mar 31

    Villanova is only winning because they are making shots

    45 replies 321 retweets 2,592 likes
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  6. Mar 30

    More advice for your life

    5 replies 4 retweets 48 likes
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  7. Retweeted
    Mar 28

    NASA plans to probe Uranus in about 15 years.

    450 replies 2,161 retweets 6,786 likes
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  8. Mar 27

    in most industries that’s 2 separate problems

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    I lost my job and I can't get hard
    5 replies 19 retweets 356 likes
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  9. Mar 25

    AMERICA IS NOT USED TO WAITING THIS LONG FOR A STORMY DANIELS VIDEO

    22 replies 304 retweets 1,578 likes
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  10. Mar 25

    PLEASE COME HOME CARL

    Drunk man steals beef jerky from 7-Eleven, breaks into New York home and urinates on porch, cops say
    8 replies 61 retweets 774 likes
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  11. Mar 24

    . this is some of your best work

    Loyola is shooting 60 percent from the field, 50 percent from three and 100 percent from the foul line. Pretty good.
    9 replies 282 retweets 1,518 likes
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    25 Oct 2014

    ": I respect your integrity sir. Rock on."

    144 replies 4,790 retweets 6,607 likes
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  13. Mar 22

    Why did you think you could beat a team with a 98 year old nun on its bench

    18 replies 367 retweets 2,040 likes
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    Mar 22
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    It is confirmed, she really is 98. Per Sources

    1 reply 17 retweets 307 likes
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  15. Mar 20

    or Truex, either one really

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  16. Mar 17

    Why am I watching TV of referees watching TV

    10 replies 109 retweets 936 likes
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  17. Mar 16

    ok I admit I picked Virginia in this one

    15 replies 282 retweets 2,104 likes
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  18. Mar 16

    Wake up, Virginia, don't make us wait You slow tempo boys start much too late But sooner or later it comes down to fate UMBC might as well be the one It’s time that a 16 won

    34 replies 507 retweets 2,055 likes
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  19. Mar 16

    . If we all get credit cards will you stop showing the cantaloupe ad

    2 replies 50 retweets 382 likes
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  20. Mar 16

    Some more life advice for you

    1 reply 5 retweets 43 likes
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